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Riverboat Chris
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Red Sox off-season.
"I hope you're ready for nothing." Meme
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Eagles vs Chargers
Marie Kondo meme "I'm so excited because I love mess."
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Bill Simmons sleep paralysis demon.
Bill Simmons doing a weird Brady impersonation
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Ulysses S. Grant with a speech bubble facing down.
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I need movie theater people to get a grip.
Reddit post on r/TheBigPic of the Revenge of the Sith meme with Padme in the Senate. Text "so this is how movie theaters did. With thunderous applause."
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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New England seems to have an issue where you are incapable of finding a third good democrat to run in any one district. Maine-Sen, MA-Sen, now Moulton's old seat.
Post from house candidate Beth Andres-Beck deriding the MBTA Zoning Act because it orders primarily suburbs to build housing.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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What the fuck???? Can they say that????
Spotify wrapped saying that my listening age was 82.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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...what the fuck?
A post promoting a card game called "molassacre: escape the flood". A reference to the Great Molasses Flood in Boston where 21 people drowned to death in Molasses.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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More snow zoomies.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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We have snow zoomies.
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Buster Bluth from Arrested Development in army fatigues holding some stuffed animals. Text "These are my military terms, mother. From Army."
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It's actually cool that Maye is so humble, because if I did the shit he did this would be me.
Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny holding kidnapping implements in front of an open car trunk. Text "The golden god is not taking questions! I am the golden god!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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What a person says when their number 1 DVOA team loses to the Panthers who the Pats beat 42-13.
Post that says "They have a name for an NFL power ranking that doesn't consider things like schedule strength. It's called "the standings."
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Surely this is a request for a belly rub and I will not be ambushed.
Otis, the long haired black and white cat with cow pattern spots is laying on his side showing his belly. In the foreground is a rug. Behind him wooden floor with a wooden cabinet. Otis looks like he is innocently asking for a belly rub, but he is also ready to pounce.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Sorry this is my first time watching OSU this season. Julian Sayin:
Tom Hanks in a big 1940s hat and suspenders in Elvis asking "he's white?".
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Lifelong Orbitals fan. Up the Orbs.
A TV displaying a game where half the players are in inflatable bubbles playing something akin to soccer.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Standoff
A baby staring at Otis the cat who is staring at her with suspicion. He is sitting next to a child's slide on some foam letter puzzle pieces. In the background Nola the cat investigates a wall.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Norm MacDonald reading about Hitler meme.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The Onion "Counterpoint: No It Won't" meme but this time I am actually right that this won't happen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Ngmi
Donald Trump looking drowsy in the same way someone in an open casket at a funeral does.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Stephen Graham as Tony Pro
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Oppenheimer face in hand meme.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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She knows she is not supposed to be up here.
Nola the cat lounging on the kitchen counter, nonchalantly leaning on the stovetop.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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The Simpsons aurora borealis meme but it is Andy Borregales.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Which is NOT REAL.
A man pretending to be injured but pull out a gun. He says "call an ambulance, but NOT for me."
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM