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Riverboat Chris
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Legal Aid/Politics and Elections/New England sports posting
"We will be using George Washington's personal set of dueling pistols for the opening shot for some reason."
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Predicting final scores is the province of fools attempting to make order out of a chaotic and infinite universe.

The only certain thing is Khyiris Tonga Superbowl MVP.
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
If you are mean about America's team the New England Patriots tonight, just remember you are being mean to someone who looks like this.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Has anyone in biathlon tried to non lethally shoot the other competitors in the leg?
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Same man.
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The cancellation of the Kid Rock halftime show is a huge loss for guys who fly confederate flags in Michigan.
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Got food poisoning or a stomach bug for Superbowl Sunday.
February 8, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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I know others have said this, but it still goes to say that: The GOP entered this conflict under the rather childish delusion that they would not get punched back.
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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OH NO. DISASTER.
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Fuck it, we're doing 8 screens.
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This German luge guy is flying.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Finnish screaming lion king symbol is awesome.
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It's pretty crazy that in Zootopia they have a city health code but not a civil rights act.
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Late to this but that last US goal was beautiful. Right through the five hole.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
US Army ad for the 10th Mountain Division was good propaganda tbh.
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
God I fucking love the Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Ser Dunc I will run through a wall for you and your boys.
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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It is 2005. My mom's boyfriend Ned tells me to go to urgent care and say I have "whatever you need the most cough syrup for."
It is 2017. Peter Thiel asks me over ortolans if I would think cannibalism was wrong if I hadn't been socialized to.
It is 2023. A 17-year-old teaches me what "yandere" means
bro what the fuck? are we doing an act of war via vampirism at the fucking olympics now?
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Ahh both things that were real and always going to happen.
*SPACEX DELAYS MARS PLANS TO FOCUS ON MOON: WSJ
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Shape of Water (2017)
Most people look good under disco lights

Not JD tbh
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Olympics is performing the song where they make fun of American rock.

This brings a tear to my eye.
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Giamaica
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Georgian figure skater dancing to a Bollywood soundtrack with a sari-esque outfit and a bindi might be flying a little too close to the sun with this one.
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM