River City Dungeon Master
@rivercitydm.bsky.social
Professional Wordsmith. Benevolent Dungeon Master. Jack of Some Trades. Any/All 🏳️🌈
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Ubtao Unchained: An Alternate Ending to Tomb of Annihilation - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Ubtao, Father of Dinosaurs, didn’t abandon Chult. This alternate ending to Tomb of Annihilation provides statblocks, m
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Ubtao Unchained – An Alternate Ending to Tomb of Annihilation is now available on DM's Guild!
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What a labor of love! Shout out to all my artists, proofreaders, and playtesters who helped bring this project to life!
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What a labor of love! Shout out to all my artists, proofreaders, and playtesters who helped bring this project to life!
IT IS DONE 😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
IT IS DONE 😭😭😭
If this fog lasts much longer, I'll start to believe Sacramento has been taken over by a certain one of the von Zarovich brothers...
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An Unrelenting Tule Fog - NASA Science
The right combination of conditions allowed this distinctive low cloud to form in California’s Central Valley for weeks.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If this fog lasts much longer, I'll start to believe Sacramento has been taken over by a certain one of the von Zarovich brothers...
science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-...
science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-...
Verdant Maneater from Loot Studios
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Verdant Maneater from Loot Studios
flail snail
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
flail snail
A thousand hours in this damn game and this is the first playthrough I met Omeluum. And it has never occurred to me to recruit the orthon or deal with it any other way than "strike first and strike fast" like Raphael suggests. But I see you can tell him to unalive himself, or you can recruit him.
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A thousand hours in this damn game and this is the first playthrough I met Omeluum. And it has never occurred to me to recruit the orthon or deal with it any other way than "strike first and strike fast" like Raphael suggests. But I see you can tell him to unalive himself, or you can recruit him.
Selûne cleric romancing Shadowheart is overdone. I wanna see a red dragonborn cleric of Tiamat romancing Wyll (no horns). An 8 INT cleric of Mystra romancing Gale (we do whatever Mystra says). A gith cleric of Vlaakith romancing Lae'zel (we do whatever Vlaakith says). Bonus points if done as Durge.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Selûne cleric romancing Shadowheart is overdone. I wanna see a red dragonborn cleric of Tiamat romancing Wyll (no horns). An 8 INT cleric of Mystra romancing Gale (we do whatever Mystra says). A gith cleric of Vlaakith romancing Lae'zel (we do whatever Vlaakith says). Bonus points if done as Durge.
My players are mostly elder millennials and I'm so tempted to make my goblins exclusively talk in Gen Alpha slang. Skibidi-six-seven.
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My players are mostly elder millennials and I'm so tempted to make my goblins exclusively talk in Gen Alpha slang. Skibidi-six-seven.
Kamadans have a jaguar body with a mane of snakes, like a medusa.
When my players learned about kamadans, they had a LOT of questions.
Players: How many brains does it have?
Me: Around 8.
Players: How many personalities does it have.
me: Again, like 8 depending on the number of snakes.
🧵🪡
When my players learned about kamadans, they had a LOT of questions.
Players: How many brains does it have?
Me: Around 8.
Players: How many personalities does it have.
me: Again, like 8 depending on the number of snakes.
🧵🪡
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Kamadans have a jaguar body with a mane of snakes, like a medusa.
When my players learned about kamadans, they had a LOT of questions.
Players: How many brains does it have?
Me: Around 8.
Players: How many personalities does it have.
me: Again, like 8 depending on the number of snakes.
🧵🪡
When my players learned about kamadans, they had a LOT of questions.
Players: How many brains does it have?
Me: Around 8.
Players: How many personalities does it have.
me: Again, like 8 depending on the number of snakes.
🧵🪡
if you're one of my players... uh... don't worry about this post
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
if you're one of my players... uh... don't worry about this post
teeny tiny cranes
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
teeny tiny cranes
quick lil tabaxi minstrel from my grey pile of shame
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
quick lil tabaxi minstrel from my grey pile of shame
big cat WIPs
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
big cat WIPs
Players bullied me into giving a parrot a French accent, mispronounced all my NPC's names, and said "right" instead of East.
We're all having fun but someone apologized.
I said it's okay. It's their right as players to bully DMs way. But it's the DM'S right to kill their character's families.
We're all having fun but someone apologized.
I said it's okay. It's their right as players to bully DMs way. But it's the DM'S right to kill their character's families.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Players bullied me into giving a parrot a French accent, mispronounced all my NPC's names, and said "right" instead of East.
We're all having fun but someone apologized.
I said it's okay. It's their right as players to bully DMs way. But it's the DM'S right to kill their character's families.
We're all having fun but someone apologized.
I said it's okay. It's their right as players to bully DMs way. But it's the DM'S right to kill their character's families.
Running Tomb of Annihilation and blasting a 6 hour playlist of rainforest sounds
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Running Tomb of Annihilation and blasting a 6 hour playlist of rainforest sounds
Loot Studios Dino Doomsday (printed in PLA on a Bambu A1, painted by me)
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Loot Studios Dino Doomsday (printed in PLA on a Bambu A1, painted by me)
Sauron, Voldemort, and Acererak are all liches. One Ring, Horcrux, and Phylactery... same concept, different setting. Put your soul into an object and gain immortality until some adventurers destroy it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sauron, Voldemort, and Acererak are all liches. One Ring, Horcrux, and Phylactery... same concept, different setting. Put your soul into an object and gain immortality until some adventurers destroy it.
TTRPG character warmup question: Does your character have any scars or tattoos? If yes, you hide/regret them, or show them off? If no, do you fear or admire people with them?
Scars and tattoos tell a lot about a character. They're reminders of what they went through to become who they are.
Scars and tattoos tell a lot about a character. They're reminders of what they went through to become who they are.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
TTRPG character warmup question: Does your character have any scars or tattoos? If yes, you hide/regret them, or show them off? If no, do you fear or admire people with them?
Scars and tattoos tell a lot about a character. They're reminders of what they went through to become who they are.
Scars and tattoos tell a lot about a character. They're reminders of what they went through to become who they are.
do doctors know how long it takes patients to change into their paper gowns? do I just strip fast? I am always sitting there for 10+ minutes
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
do doctors know how long it takes patients to change into their paper gowns? do I just strip fast? I am always sitting there for 10+ minutes
your resume is just your character sheet for your worksona
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
your resume is just your character sheet for your worksona
Chultan Dinosaur Rider WIP
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Chultan Dinosaur Rider WIP
What are your favorite TTRPG character warmup prompts?
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What are your favorite TTRPG character warmup prompts?
loot studios triceratops
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
loot studios triceratops
welcome to Port Nyanzaru!
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
welcome to Port Nyanzaru!
parasaurolophus by Loot Studios
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
parasaurolophus by Loot Studios
Today in Immersive Storytelling:
Bard wants to bone the incubus-in-disguise. The party is suspicious of him. So bard takes a swig of holy water and spits into the incubus's mouth when she kisses him as a test.
I'm drinking water IRL as she describes this and laugh so hard water comes out my nose.
Bard wants to bone the incubus-in-disguise. The party is suspicious of him. So bard takes a swig of holy water and spits into the incubus's mouth when she kisses him as a test.
I'm drinking water IRL as she describes this and laugh so hard water comes out my nose.
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Today in Immersive Storytelling:
Bard wants to bone the incubus-in-disguise. The party is suspicious of him. So bard takes a swig of holy water and spits into the incubus's mouth when she kisses him as a test.
I'm drinking water IRL as she describes this and laugh so hard water comes out my nose.
Bard wants to bone the incubus-in-disguise. The party is suspicious of him. So bard takes a swig of holy water and spits into the incubus's mouth when she kisses him as a test.
I'm drinking water IRL as she describes this and laugh so hard water comes out my nose.