Dark Urge Drow Cleric of Lolth (female, obviously) romancing Minthara and praising the Absolute.

Does red dragonborn/Lae'zel romance include dialogue alluding to the fact that she wants to ride a red dragon? Because she can ride THIS red dragon ykwim

But I have never thought about souls and buttholes.

I considered it. Perhaps plant creatures have souls but no butthole. Perhaps there is a many-buttholed creature I don't know about. But those are edge cases.

So now this band of adventurers believes that souls are counted by buttholes.

Now you have to understand that as a Dungeon Master I have spent a *lot* of time thinking about the nature of souls. How souls travel through the afterlife and reincarnation cycle. How devils and gods trade in souls. How necromancers enslave souls. How revivify fetches a soul.

Me: One body, one soul. Tiamat and driders and all these multiheaded and multilimbed creatures all just have one soul each.

Player: And one butthole?

Me: ... yeah I guess all these creatures only have one butthole, even if they have like eleven mouths.

Players: so souls are counted by buttholes?

Players: How many souls does it have?

Now THIS is a good question, because our campaign deals a lot with the nature of souls and life and death. But it's one creature with one body, so I decided it has one soul.

What about a hydra? Yes, one soul.

What about a centaur? Mermaid? Two-headed giant?

Daal. I hated lentils until I tried daal.