Tagline idea - "Avatar: It's not great, but there sure is a lot of it!"

Clownin' around, on high ground!

Agree wholeheartedly!

Soldier:

1) has Kurt Russell
2) is 30 minutes shorter

Well, it had to be done... (with apologies to @mikemuncer.bsky.social for the casting)

I watched the (very good) Eurogamer review. Having a hard time reconciling the game being talked about here with the one they described as "darkly whimsical"...

youtu.be/pgf65r1ShZg?...

Who needs the ESRB when you've got vibes-based moderation?

Peter Hyams doesn't seem to ever get acknowledged for directing some absolute bangers. I should watch "Capricorn One" again...

Not ashamed to admit even enjoying "Timecop" and "The Relic", either.

If you're not wearing an actual eyepatch at the start of Firelink this week, we're going to be VERY disappointed. Jenna and Jack have set a precedent...

Sounds like this has become the Death Stranding of extraction shooters.

Chris McQuarrie, rubbing his temples: So you want to bungee jump-
Tom Cruise: Into an active volcano. I know you heard me the first time.
CM: Yeah, I just...why are we in there again?
TC: That's where the server farm is.
CM: But servers-
TC: Just trust me.