River Petty
@riverpetty.bsky.social
#FuckTrump - Dogs & cats dig me!
Lover of music (🚫country), burgers, lasagna and cheesecake
Avid gardener and… #FuckJoeRogan #FuckMeghanMcCain 🤬💯✌🏽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Got banned from Twitter long before that cuck, Elon purchased it 🧌
Minnesota Millennial 🤘🏽
Pro-Shit Talker🖕🏽
Lover of music (🚫country), burgers, lasagna and cheesecake
Avid gardener and… #FuckJoeRogan #FuckMeghanMcCain 🤬💯✌🏽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Got banned from Twitter long before that cuck, Elon purchased it 🧌
Minnesota Millennial 🤘🏽
Pro-Shit Talker🖕🏽
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 👌🏻
You about to re-write my story? G’head. 🙏🏽
You about to re-write my story? G’head. 🙏🏽
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 👌🏻
You about to re-write my story? G’head. 🙏🏽
You about to re-write my story? G’head. 🙏🏽
Go off, little man. 🤭🤣
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Go off, little man. 🤭🤣
Some goodies I got a week ago in downtown Madison, Wisconsin at this wonderful store called “Little Luxuries.” If you’re ever in the area, stop by and get you something motivating. ✊🏽💯
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Some goodies I got a week ago in downtown Madison, Wisconsin at this wonderful store called “Little Luxuries.” If you’re ever in the area, stop by and get you something motivating. ✊🏽💯
Shout out to Up-N-Smoke BBQ in Ironwood, MI for serving us up all this 🔥!! Finally another reason to hit up that part of the UP, other than for a lil Mary Jane.
Everything was 🤌🏽, especially the mac and cheese, collard greens, cornbread and brisket. 🤤
Everything was 🤌🏽, especially the mac and cheese, collard greens, cornbread and brisket. 🤤
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Shout out to Up-N-Smoke BBQ in Ironwood, MI for serving us up all this 🔥!! Finally another reason to hit up that part of the UP, other than for a lil Mary Jane.
Everything was 🤌🏽, especially the mac and cheese, collard greens, cornbread and brisket. 🤤
Everything was 🤌🏽, especially the mac and cheese, collard greens, cornbread and brisket. 🤤
Imagine being a young man, aspiring to have the same body type of a 79 year old pedophile President. 🤭🤣
But seriously, BEAT THEY ASSES!!
But seriously, BEAT THEY ASSES!!
October 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Imagine being a young man, aspiring to have the same body type of a 79 year old pedophile President. 🤭🤣
But seriously, BEAT THEY ASSES!!
But seriously, BEAT THEY ASSES!!
Been busy slanging pizza in the backyard.. avoiding society.. staying high on Mary Jane and minding my own! 🤌🏽🍕😤
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Been busy slanging pizza in the backyard.. avoiding society.. staying high on Mary Jane and minding my own! 🤌🏽🍕😤
Two black beauties! 🐾
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Two black beauties! 🐾
Happy last day of Summer 2025! 🤘🏽🥹
September 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy last day of Summer 2025! 🤘🏽🥹
I swear, incestuous and racist just go hand in hand… cuz that’s the only type of vibe these two siblings are putting off. 💯🤣
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I swear, incestuous and racist just go hand in hand… cuz that’s the only type of vibe these two siblings are putting off. 💯🤣
@talibkweli.bsky.social I’m up the road, having a drink and watching the WNBA playoffs and saw this on the TouchTunes.. 🤘🏽💯
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@talibkweli.bsky.social I’m up the road, having a drink and watching the WNBA playoffs and saw this on the TouchTunes.. 🤘🏽💯
These wonderful bumblebees have been busting their humps, pollinating my raspberries and mammoth sunflowers. So it’s always a blessing to find one curled up and resting on a zinnia.
🌸🐝🌻
🌸🐝🌻
September 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
These wonderful bumblebees have been busting their humps, pollinating my raspberries and mammoth sunflowers. So it’s always a blessing to find one curled up and resting on a zinnia.
🌸🐝🌻
🌸🐝🌻
🤭🤣 Wore this hat backwards while sitting in the second row, almost dead center of the stage. I had a handful of strangers come up and thank me for wearing the hat.. but I knew I’d piss plenty of wypipo off at the Daryl Hall concert last night at the Minnesota State Fair because that was the point!
August 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🤭🤣 Wore this hat backwards while sitting in the second row, almost dead center of the stage. I had a handful of strangers come up and thank me for wearing the hat.. but I knew I’d piss plenty of wypipo off at the Daryl Hall concert last night at the Minnesota State Fair because that was the point!
The Uncrustaburger at Coasters in the Minnesota State Fair was seriously worth the hype. Cut this monster into thirds and shared it with my boyfriend and best friend. If I venture back to the fair, I’d buy dis bish again. 💯🤌🏽
PB&J belongs on all the burgers. 🍔
PB&J belongs on all the burgers. 🍔
August 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Uncrustaburger at Coasters in the Minnesota State Fair was seriously worth the hype. Cut this monster into thirds and shared it with my boyfriend and best friend. If I venture back to the fair, I’d buy dis bish again. 💯🤌🏽
PB&J belongs on all the burgers. 🍔
PB&J belongs on all the burgers. 🍔
Going to make good trouble at the great Minnesota get together, like I have been since they elected that piece of shit the first time. ✊🏽💯
#FuckTrump
#FuckTrump
August 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Going to make good trouble at the great Minnesota get together, like I have been since they elected that piece of shit the first time. ✊🏽💯
#FuckTrump
#FuckTrump
Went to StepChld in NE Mpls. last night for dinner with my babe @brianboudreau.bsky.social and had a lovely time. Truly sad to see them closing. Looking forward to one final visit on Friday with my bestie! #blackownedbusiness #minneapolis #neminneapolis #stepchld #smashburger #cooperburger
August 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Went to StepChld in NE Mpls. last night for dinner with my babe @brianboudreau.bsky.social and had a lovely time. Truly sad to see them closing. Looking forward to one final visit on Friday with my bestie! #blackownedbusiness #minneapolis #neminneapolis #stepchld #smashburger #cooperburger
Bounty is bussin’! 🫶🏽🤪
July 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bounty is bussin’! 🫶🏽🤪
Wypipo could NEVER!! 🤌🏽
July 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wypipo could NEVER!! 🤌🏽
Another banger of Lou Christie’s that I fell in love with as a child. 🤘🏽
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Another banger of Lou Christie’s that I fell in love with as a child. 🤘🏽
June 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
June 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just got paid and it’s gone. Sorta….. 🪴
May 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just got paid and it’s gone. Sorta….. 🪴
Poor little wild rabbit didn’t stand a chance this morning when the huskies did their circle attack behind the garden. RIP to the first and likely not last, dead rabbit in my backyard. 🥺
(Pic below of the culprits)
(Pic below of the culprits)
May 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Poor little wild rabbit didn’t stand a chance this morning when the huskies did their circle attack behind the garden. RIP to the first and likely not last, dead rabbit in my backyard. 🥺
(Pic below of the culprits)
(Pic below of the culprits)