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River Petty
@riverpetty.bsky.social
#FuckTrump - Dogs & cats dig me!
Lover of music (🚫country), burgers, lasagna and cheesecake
Avid gardener and… #FuckJoeRogan #FuckMeghanMcCain 🤬💯✌🏽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Got banned from Twitter long before that cuck, Elon purchased it 🧌
Minnesota Millennial 🤘🏽
Pro-Shit Talker🖕🏽
Ask your friends and let honesty be your ally. 🪄✨
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Keep working on that permaband, bro. 👍🏻👌🏻
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Again, y’all are literally trying to lynch a man online.. like it’s a fucking party. Y’all are the worst type of mob, because we can’t put actual hands on you. Bunch of bitch ass cowards. 🤣💯
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Funny thing is I can choose who I wanna fucks with and not… I don’t need to be an ally to internet bitches and assholes, homie!
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Man, you got nothing, huh?
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mhmm
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What the fuck did I say? 🤔 I’m dead ass waiting for you to be more specific.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Omg, bruh…. 🤦🏽‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Scroll up to what? Something I said that you actually don’t truly comprehend. Mhmm.. that’s what I figured.

Next.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ya… that won’t happen with my family.. We Gucci! They love my black sheep ssa! 🤪

And they’re all my Ally. 🖕🏽
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This gone be good.
a bald man is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a bald man is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wrote what?!?!
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Anywho… good game, T-Wolves.. 🙌🏽
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Dead ass, “lawyer”
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Well, I am half white…….. so it’s only fair that I sound half white, my guy. 🤷🏽‍♀️💯
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Can you change your race?

Can you change your gender?

Take all the time you need.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If your mental health gets fucked with by a stranger on the internet, you need to leave the internet the fuck alone. 👌🏻👍🏻

Simple(ton)
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Cuz I also have a big ole dick you wanna choke on, perhaps? 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It was a cold ass day here in Minnesota… I needed to be entertained. Meh.. sue me!
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 👌🏻

You about to re-write my story? G’head. 🙏🏽
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Be trans with your whole fucking chest!! Don’t let anybody on the fucking internet get under your skin about being trans. It’s about pride. 🤦🏽‍♀️ But also, fuck all y’all on this thread. 🤪
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Word?! Well, I did come out of a right wing, boomers coochie.. I reckon I am my mother’s daughter in certain cases. ☺️
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m dead cereal, Mr. Lawyer-Man. 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
🤭🤣 I swear y’all YT men are the best free entertainment on the internet. 💯 I am definitely a Stan of all y’all’s.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM