Jordan River
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Looking for you
September 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Looking for you
Guys it’s 118* in Phoenix rn
August 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Guys it’s 118* in Phoenix rn
Happy thursday (im dying inside)
July 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Happy thursday (im dying inside)
Tell me 32 isn’t going to be where it’s all downhill…🥲 anyways happy birthday to me and any fellow cancer
July 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tell me 32 isn’t going to be where it’s all downhill…🥲 anyways happy birthday to me and any fellow cancer
The hot yoga is working
June 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The hot yoga is working
Am I becoming daddy?
March 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Am I becoming daddy?
Ohh hi…. happy monday
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ohh hi…. happy monday
The Gabby Petito documentary is heart breaking 💔
February 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Gabby Petito documentary is heart breaking 💔
Anyone training for Hyrox?
February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anyone training for Hyrox?
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sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
Phoenix Waste Management Open 2025
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Phoenix Waste Management Open 2025
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If I were a baby, I would simply burp unassisted
February 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If I were a baby, I would simply burp unassisted
You know what…i’m about to say it….I don’t really like Abracadabra that much and I think it’s another gay group think because its Lady Gaga who made the song. (The video was fire tho)
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You know what…i’m about to say it….I don’t really like Abracadabra that much and I think it’s another gay group think because its Lady Gaga who made the song. (The video was fire tho)