I was tempted to make an exception for Kalākaua, but I don’t think we can. The land he was king of was not the USA. His dynasty did not give it to us, and his people did not vote to join us. #NoKings

I’ve passed this test many times, but tonight is the first time I’ve gone for extra credit.

Maybe I’m hallucinating from jet lag, but I heard a Roll Tide at one point, and I swear it wasn’t me who said it !

Wait, does « cheese and mayo » count as protein in Georgia ?

On a trip through Georgia, and went by local landmark « The Big Chicken » just as my wife was arguing with the GPS.

I guess the wires got crossed for the kiddo and she now responds to the GPS instructions with « thanks, Big Chicken ! »

Standing in line to order at the taphouse, and the NFL broadcast was lingering on a full-screen promo for "[QB's Name] vs [QB's Name]," with no images, logos, or even team colors for me to figure out the context. Is there some 1v1 version of football where they don't even pass to receivers?

I’ve finally played Elinor enough that the kid is asking for her by name instead of the Australian canine. PBS, letsgooooo!

Wait a minute, is #JoeHendry the second-most-famous Joe in the world right now? #IBelieve

Yes, yes, Hitler legally dismantled a constitutional republic in just a few months. Yes, I know this was posted because the same might happen here soon. But can we at least step back for a moment and enjoy the greatest political diss of the 20th century?

I’m sorry to ruin your joke, but it’s a bumper (a toy for training retrievers when you don’t want the neighbors to think about ducks)