RJ Cantrell
rjcantrell.com
RJ Cantrell
@rjcantrell.com
Predicting the future with vibrating crystals and poisoned sand. ( == ML dev and enterprise architect)
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don't know, never had the recipe
Abs are made in the kitchen right
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Always worth a post
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible

🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I just love it that Bama’s atrocious “dynasty is dead” year with so many “hadn’t happened for 25 years” stats… is a 11-win season where we played in the Rose Bowl with ostensibly a chance at a natty. #RollTide
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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The analysis I need
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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sup fellow history witness you hyped to show bravery
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I have been noticing this all week! Sounds like a lot of bands play Neck now. Not that I’m complaining.
Miami band playing Neck? Suck that Hurri-Cane
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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my 2025 year in review
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Today in CFB bowl madness:

GIANT CHEEZ-IT DRAGON 🧀🐲
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Illinois has the better orange
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
THIS. IS. BIRMINGHAM !!
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Elite free speech discourse has culminated in state action to compel labor
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods

One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yes, let the hate flow through you! (Us, them, viewers, you, everybody. We shouldn’t be here, enjoy the wrasslin heel storyline)
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This graphic could not be either a). funnier to me. or b). a better representation of the "inside you there are two wolves" of my college football fandom.
Just a heads up in about 45 minutes y'allllllllllll
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Troy-Jax has reached “unsportsmanlike on the head coach” levels of chippy and I’m here for it. Great band battle too, with lots of “Neck”. If we’re not careful, a football game will break out.
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM