Tobias Wilson-Bates
@phdhurtbrain.bsky.social
Time Machines. Temporality. Ecology. Robots. Education. Associate Professor of 19th century British Literature.
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Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 William Morris lovers together in a single online location!
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Just to be clear: the new Wuthering Heights supposedly doesn’t have anyone playing Lockwood? Are we going to make movies of The Great Gatsby without Nick Carraway? The Ten Commandments without Moses? Are we just going to film a new Hamlet without Hamlet? Is this a game like Garfield without Garfield
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Just to be clear: the new Wuthering Heights supposedly doesn’t have anyone playing Lockwood? Are we going to make movies of The Great Gatsby without Nick Carraway? The Ten Commandments without Moses? Are we just going to film a new Hamlet without Hamlet? Is this a game like Garfield without Garfield
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I don’t think students should only read horny books in college, but they should be assigned at least one (1) very horny book at some point when they’re in college.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I don’t think students should only read horny books in college, but they should be assigned at least one (1) very horny book at some point when they’re in college.
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I remember reading Matthew Lewis’s The Monk in grad school (it slaps, highly recommend) and thinking to myself, “ok, but there are SO many tits in this book.” Then I learned that Lewis was 20 years old when he published it. Clarifying information!
I don’t think students should only read horny books in college, but they should be assigned at least one (1) very horny book at some point when they’re in college.
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I remember reading Matthew Lewis’s The Monk in grad school (it slaps, highly recommend) and thinking to myself, “ok, but there are SO many tits in this book.” Then I learned that Lewis was 20 years old when he published it. Clarifying information!
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I wouldn’t call them “horny” even though they are pornographic, but reading Marvell’s Advice to a Painter poems as an undergrad absolutely had me asking *so many questions* that I had to do a PhD to get answers. “Desperate pencil” still makes me laugh 🤭
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I wouldn’t call them “horny” even though they are pornographic, but reading Marvell’s Advice to a Painter poems as an undergrad absolutely had me asking *so many questions* that I had to do a PhD to get answers. “Desperate pencil” still makes me laugh 🤭
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Me looking over my syllabi right now
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Me looking over my syllabi right now
I don’t think students should only read horny books in college, but they should be assigned at least one (1) very horny book at some point when they’re in college.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I don’t think students should only read horny books in college, but they should be assigned at least one (1) very horny book at some point when they’re in college.
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"The number of downloads...surged by 529% after Mr. Mamdani’s news conference"
"there had been 3,000 people on a waiting list to access a limited number of e-book copies"
"2,000 people applied for a library card over the weekend, roughly twice as many as had applied by this time last year"
A win!
"there had been 3,000 people on a waiting list to access a limited number of e-book copies"
"2,000 people applied for a library card over the weekend, roughly twice as many as had applied by this time last year"
A win!
gifting this article because it made me laugh, which is hard to do in this context. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/n...
After Mamdani Nods to ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Library E-Book Downloads Surge
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"The number of downloads...surged by 529% after Mr. Mamdani’s news conference"
"there had been 3,000 people on a waiting list to access a limited number of e-book copies"
"2,000 people applied for a library card over the weekend, roughly twice as many as had applied by this time last year"
A win!
"there had been 3,000 people on a waiting list to access a limited number of e-book copies"
"2,000 people applied for a library card over the weekend, roughly twice as many as had applied by this time last year"
A win!
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It strikes me that one reason AI slop is so infuriating to engage with is because we recognize it as the sort of pro forma grey goo we feed into machine for mind-numbing busy work, but now the machines are feeding it into us.
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It strikes me that one reason AI slop is so infuriating to engage with is because we recognize it as the sort of pro forma grey goo we feed into machine for mind-numbing busy work, but now the machines are feeding it into us.
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Virginia Woolf on Wuthering Heights:
“The impulse which urged her [Emily Bronte] to create was not her own suffering or her own injuries. She looked out upon a world cleft into gigantic disorder and felt within her the power to unite it in a book.”
“The impulse which urged her [Emily Bronte] to create was not her own suffering or her own injuries. She looked out upon a world cleft into gigantic disorder and felt within her the power to unite it in a book.”
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Virginia Woolf on Wuthering Heights:
“The impulse which urged her [Emily Bronte] to create was not her own suffering or her own injuries. She looked out upon a world cleft into gigantic disorder and felt within her the power to unite it in a book.”
“The impulse which urged her [Emily Bronte] to create was not her own suffering or her own injuries. She looked out upon a world cleft into gigantic disorder and felt within her the power to unite it in a book.”
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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Living in the modern world is like being a farmer, but instead of tending animals you’re just tending the battery status of various electronics.
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Living in the modern world is like being a farmer, but instead of tending animals you’re just tending the battery status of various electronics.
Living in the modern world is like being a farmer, but instead of tending animals you’re just tending the battery status of various electronics.
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Living in the modern world is like being a farmer, but instead of tending animals you’re just tending the battery status of various electronics.
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I just read the word “Apocaloptimist” and unfortunately must now pluck my eyes from my head and go mad.
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I just read the word “Apocaloptimist” and unfortunately must now pluck my eyes from my head and go mad.
I just read the word “Apocaloptimist” and unfortunately must now pluck my eyes from my head and go mad.
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I just read the word “Apocaloptimist” and unfortunately must now pluck my eyes from my head and go mad.
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The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
Should artists get a basic income like they do in Ireland?
Could the government pay salaries to musicians and artists - no strings attached like they do in Ireland?
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
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I've heard people say the world feels small but that's romance baby. Nobody said this was an urban fantasy book.
when I talk about how this is truly the only show to have a romance novel structure, this is what I mean: every other romance adaptation turns the fundamentally, crucially narrow focus of a romance novel into a broader tv world. this show feels different because it does not.
I wrote about a show about love. Maybe you've heard of it.
Me, on HEATED RIVALRY, for @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/article/2055...
Me, on HEATED RIVALRY, for @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/article/2055...
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I've heard people say the world feels small but that's romance baby. Nobody said this was an urban fantasy book.
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Based on what I’ve experienced on the road, they don’t teach this anymore.
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Based on what I’ve experienced on the road, they don’t teach this anymore.
Parchment paper is the most hardcore paper. It’s seen things that other paper couldn’t even imagine.
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Parchment paper is the most hardcore paper. It’s seen things that other paper couldn’t even imagine.
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Always worth reiterating this as current Tech oligarchs are like “hey, bro, stealing fire from the gods. Built different”
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Always worth reiterating this as current Tech oligarchs are like “hey, bro, stealing fire from the gods. Built different”
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Watching Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino giving their account of the murder of Alex Pretti…I can’t stop thinking about this scene from “Andor”.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Watching Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino giving their account of the murder of Alex Pretti…I can’t stop thinking about this scene from “Andor”.
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Pretty sure that Frankenstein is written as a best-case scenario. Worse outcomes seem entirely possible, but anything more optimistic than this scenario is fundamentally unbelievable.
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Pretty sure that Frankenstein is written as a best-case scenario. Worse outcomes seem entirely possible, but anything more optimistic than this scenario is fundamentally unbelievable.
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to the extent that there is a “carrot” to trumpism it is the same carrot that slaveholders offered to lower class white men: “you can be an overseer”
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
to the extent that there is a “carrot” to trumpism it is the same carrot that slaveholders offered to lower class white men: “you can be an overseer”
It was obvious from the moment it became clear that they would always be masked and armed that they were planning on doing crimes they didn’t want to be held accountable for.
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It was obvious from the moment it became clear that they would always be masked and armed that they were planning on doing crimes they didn’t want to be held accountable for.