rlarsen4
@rlarsen4.bsky.social
Comedy, improv, software, dad.
I’m not Banksy!
I’m not Banksy!
Whenever I meet someone who claims to be a cowboy, I ask them “Midnight, Rhinestone, or Drugstore?”
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Whenever I meet someone who claims to be a cowboy, I ask them “Midnight, Rhinestone, or Drugstore?”
They paved parking lot, put up a paradise
August 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They paved parking lot, put up a paradise
Reposted by rlarsen4
Some tips I’ve learned painting colorful skies …
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Some tips I’ve learned painting colorful skies …
Honky Tonk Donkey Kong
August 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Honky Tonk Donkey Kong
Reposted by rlarsen4
I FEEL PUNK TODAY
SO DO I
SO DO I
June 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I FEEL PUNK TODAY
SO DO I
SO DO I
Kick out the jams, mothersmuckers!
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Kick out the jams, mothersmuckers!
Told someone earlier that the Eiffel tower is closed on Tuesdays because that’s the day all the French people are allowed to hang their laundry on it
May 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Told someone earlier that the Eiffel tower is closed on Tuesdays because that’s the day all the French people are allowed to hang their laundry on it
Reposted by rlarsen4
Reposted by rlarsen4
Previously, Iggy Pop did not want to be your dog. What changed?
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Previously, Iggy Pop did not want to be your dog. What changed?
I think I’m pretty good on social media, but social media disagrees
May 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think I’m pretty good on social media, but social media disagrees
It’s not quite a home, and it’s not quite a box office, but it is a box in your home office. Or it used to be. Now it’s an app on your phone. Anyway, I gotta go clean up some cat barf.
May 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s not quite a home, and it’s not quite a box office, but it is a box in your home office. Or it used to be. Now it’s an app on your phone. Anyway, I gotta go clean up some cat barf.
Please sign up for my new workshop and learn some improv with me!
May 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Please sign up for my new workshop and learn some improv with me!
WhatsApp pussycat, whoa-uh-oh-oh
May 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WhatsApp pussycat, whoa-uh-oh-oh
Does “the average American has less than 3 friends” include ShaneCo, our friend in the diamond business?
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Does “the average American has less than 3 friends” include ShaneCo, our friend in the diamond business?
I would never join any organization that would have me as its treasurer
April 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I would never join any organization that would have me as its treasurer
Do I like 90s music? Well, Less than Jake, but it’s Better than Ezra
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Do I like 90s music? Well, Less than Jake, but it’s Better than Ezra
My dad’s favorite ska album was Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska
April 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My dad’s favorite ska album was Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska
My kid asked me about buying a house and I said "We have house at home"
April 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My kid asked me about buying a house and I said "We have house at home"
The band Sum 41 got their name because that’s how many times Al Pacino talks about Blink 182 in Scarface
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The band Sum 41 got their name because that’s how many times Al Pacino talks about Blink 182 in Scarface
Them wolves ain’t even all that dire. I’ve seen direr.
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Them wolves ain’t even all that dire. I’ve seen direr.
The point of “Friday I’m in Love” was not just to say that Friday was his favorite day, but to show what assholes all the other days of the week are
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The point of “Friday I’m in Love” was not just to say that Friday was his favorite day, but to show what assholes all the other days of the week are
Reposted by rlarsen4
Hey here’s another lie depression tells you:
“When I’m in really rough shape, my friends and loved ones don’t want to hear about it. I’d just be a burden to them.”
NOT SO.
They do want to hear. They want to help. Even if the help is just hearing about it.
CALL THEM.
Okay I love you bye.
“When I’m in really rough shape, my friends and loved ones don’t want to hear about it. I’d just be a burden to them.”
NOT SO.
They do want to hear. They want to help. Even if the help is just hearing about it.
CALL THEM.
Okay I love you bye.
April 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey here’s another lie depression tells you:
“When I’m in really rough shape, my friends and loved ones don’t want to hear about it. I’d just be a burden to them.”
NOT SO.
They do want to hear. They want to help. Even if the help is just hearing about it.
CALL THEM.
Okay I love you bye.
“When I’m in really rough shape, my friends and loved ones don’t want to hear about it. I’d just be a burden to them.”
NOT SO.
They do want to hear. They want to help. Even if the help is just hearing about it.
CALL THEM.
Okay I love you bye.
Trans rights are human rights and so can you
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trans rights are human rights and so can you