Am I missing something or isn’t that just Aptos?

All the very best in the new role

Lacking in enlightened self-interest!

It has been arranged that the process of returning the sun to the Northern Hemisphere will start at 1503 UTC today
The sun will be returned to the Northern Hemisphere in good order and condition (fair wear and tear and solar flares excepted) three months thereafter (or thereby)

We’ve been a bit confused this 12 months: we had a mild winter and a cool, wet summer

You will get the sun back soon enough but it’s still our turn in the Southern Hemisphere, if you don’t mind ;-)

They built up a good reputation for tv making, just not for financial management

Was it the show to alter most or really Day By Day with a new title?

Having had almost as many regenerations as the Doctor, Kylie has now had UK No1s in four (non-consecutive) decades!

I remember the insult duel in an episode of the sitcom Benson and the burn that stuck with me was “If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose”

The market was already filled by Glens/Hutchinson/Robertsons/Stepek
(And I can hear the jingle in my head just by typing those evocative names)

Nor forget Trestacles* the Greek god invented by scul?tor George Wyllie

* Depicted by three brass balls and a broken phallic column, appropriate because the god’s works always went off at half-cock