Ricky (Matt) Crane
Ricky (Matt) Crane
@rmcrane.bsky.social
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Billionnaires stole your living.

Not immigrants. Not minorities. Not people who follow a different religion.

Billionnaires. Noone needs a billion to live. Billionnaires could easily give you the money you lack and not notice the loss. They do not. They never will.
Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion
Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion

Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion

Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion

Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25
Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25
December 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I'm sure everyone else already knows this, but TIL pesto only lasts for a week or 2. What kind of jive-ass condiment is that?
November 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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November 7, 2024 at 7:31 PM
How can I be so disappointed by the election results dispite the fact that it went exactly as I expected?
November 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Look, I get it, but it’s a pretty huge bummer that this is the motivational rallying cry of a party.
June 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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POV: When you’re thinking about how everyone online uses POV wrong and no one seems to care.
June 3, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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I am enough. Too much, really. I could probably stand to be a little less all the time.
March 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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two states of programming:

1. what if I bought some land. just leave all this bullshit behind.
(currently working on task)

2. I am a fucking genius that will never die.
(finished task)
February 29, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I haven't posted on Social Media for ages now. I am, in fact, still alive.
Breaking my abstinence to post on here to push further away from Twitter. Who knows, might even throw out some life updates.
February 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM