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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 23h

There is no errand in my life so important that I won’t abandon it the minute I see someone outside with a clipboard.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Mar 7

On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a book?!

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry, but the Frankenstein monster is not scary. I’m not gonna pee my pants for a zombie that doesn’t bite and loves philosophy. That guy sounds like a good hang.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 2d

Had to quit my workout early because I didn’t have headphones and was raw dogging the gym. Apparently they don’t want you having any kind of sex with an LA Fitness.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 3d

We have by no means seen the last time a player drops the ball inches before running into the endzone. Probably not even the last time this year, and I think that’s beautiful.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 4d

The military invasions of American cities seems like a pretty clear groundwork to either run for a third term because America can’t take care of itself, or to cancel elections all together.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 4d

It seems crazy the we don’t call the nails we use for mounting pictures “hangnails” and also that we don’t call hangnails “fingering deal breakers.”

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

When the AI bubble bursts, no one will say the tech industry forgot a single avenue of media propaganda.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 9d

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

www.independent.co.uk

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

When does it open?

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

Even Shakey’s logo loses confidence half way through.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 10d

“How do you feel about settling? Specifically for guys who don’t proofread their own posts?”

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 10d

Showing up on our first date an hour early to neatly tick this article inside your menu.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 10d

“Who are these jokes for?!” I shout down into the deep well in my heart.

“Jokes? What jokes? Show me the joke.” The void answers.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 10d

Gym Hack: the little rectangle marker you use to claim a bench can also be used to manage your fantasy football team.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 11d

Look at this fuckin dork elf.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jan 28

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13d

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 13d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 14d

Writing Anti-Ice on a hotdog before sliding it back in with the others.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 15d

I’ll withhold judgement on how realistic games have become until a single one has the courage to hit you with psychic damage for touching something wet and spunky.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 15d

Um… If you really want a series with lasting impact try the sonnets of Mr. William Shakespeare. The Wire my ass.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 16d

please don’t put on the Jumbotron that i’m the Waluigi of sex

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 17d

As a professional flag raiser, I love a good national tragedy. Gives these old paws a little break.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 18d

My wife does this irritating thing where she puts overripe bananas in the freezer to make banana bread with someday, and then she makes banana bread.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 19d

The fans demand a skeleton!

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