Robert Spuhler
@rmspuhler.bsky.social
Writer (Purported.)
imadeyouamixtape.beehiiv.com and RMSpuhler.substack.com.
imadeyouamixtape.beehiiv.com and RMSpuhler.substack.com.
Sending all the luck I can.
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Sending all the luck I can.
I'm worried about Mark McKinney. :(
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm worried about Mark McKinney. :(
It's the "small businesses are the lifeblood of America" of football.
January 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It's the "small businesses are the lifeblood of America" of football.
If you catch me celebrating a year when Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen died, I give you permission to punch me in the face repeatedly.
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
If you catch me celebrating a year when Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen died, I give you permission to punch me in the face repeatedly.
Noooooooooooo! :(
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Noooooooooooo! :(
He deserved better.
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
He deserved better.
Holding out hope for you (and all of us!).
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Holding out hope for you (and all of us!).
Really surprised this hasn't happened on a major level yet. Doppler Labs was working on this a decade ago and even had early versions.
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Really surprised this hasn't happened on a major level yet. Doppler Labs was working on this a decade ago and even had early versions.
Hah! I know these dudes! They opened for Bis in 1999. ;)
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hah! I know these dudes! They opened for Bis in 1999. ;)
He worked so hard for a franchise that didn't, at times, deserve him. I hope he puts up numbers for Al Wanda -- and that he's happy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
He worked so hard for a franchise that didn't, at times, deserve him. I hope he puts up numbers for Al Wanda -- and that he's happy.
If you need "Anthems for a 17 Year Old Girl" memes, I'm your guy. For everything else, there's Josh Gondelman.
December 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you need "Anthems for a 17 Year Old Girl" memes, I'm your guy. For everything else, there's Josh Gondelman.
CNN is very very lucky. Congrats on the gig AND the NYT byline!
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
CNN is very very lucky. Congrats on the gig AND the NYT byline!
NOW the holiday season has begun.
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
NOW the holiday season has begun.
He's younger, I'm sure, but ... I'd rather have Benteke back if we're just going to sign a poacher-style striker.
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He's younger, I'm sure, but ... I'd rather have Benteke back if we're just going to sign a poacher-style striker.