Robert Spuhler
@rmspuhler.bsky.social
Writer (Purported.)
imadeyouamixtape.beehiiv.com and RMSpuhler.substack.com.
imadeyouamixtape.beehiiv.com and RMSpuhler.substack.com.
If the ICE officer isn't prosecuted, then the rules of engagement with ICE have changed. It will mean they're allowed to shoot whomever they like and just say the magic words afterwards ("I felt threatened"). Ergo, if an ICE officer pulls a gun on you, the only logical move is...what?
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If the ICE officer isn't prosecuted, then the rules of engagement with ICE have changed. It will mean they're allowed to shoot whomever they like and just say the magic words afterwards ("I felt threatened"). Ergo, if an ICE officer pulls a gun on you, the only logical move is...what?
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
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It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.
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Everyone who was a DJ for a collegiate radio station in the 1990s has seen this album cover, especially the parts with the bad blurring on one edge and the completely janky lighting.
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Everyone who was a DJ for a collegiate radio station in the 1990s has seen this album cover, especially the parts with the bad blurring on one edge and the completely janky lighting.
Boy, FIFA's gotta be embarrassed.
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Boy, FIFA's gotta be embarrassed.
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
* Park that car
* Drop that phone
* Sleep on the floor
* Dream about me
* Drop that phone
* Sleep on the floor
* Dream about me
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
* Park that car
* Drop that phone
* Sleep on the floor
* Dream about me
* Drop that phone
* Sleep on the floor
* Dream about me
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
I've always been more of a Woolly Mammoth Theater Company guy, but this mess over the Kennedy Center is so sad. For those who create theater in DC, the art form is their life. For Trump, it's a bauble for his display case.
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I've always been more of a Woolly Mammoth Theater Company guy, but this mess over the Kennedy Center is so sad. For those who create theater in DC, the art form is their life. For Trump, it's a bauble for his display case.
Remember: You buying a copy of your favorite artist's record -- a physical copy, or even a digital one -- puts more money in their pocket than sharing the marketing slop about your year in listening, and it likely pays them more than all those streams added up. #BuyYourTop5
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Remember: You buying a copy of your favorite artist's record -- a physical copy, or even a digital one -- puts more money in their pocket than sharing the marketing slop about your year in listening, and it likely pays them more than all those streams added up. #BuyYourTop5
"Digital witnesses, what's the point of even sleeping if I can't show it, you can't see me? What's the point of doing anything?"
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December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Digital witnesses, what's the point of even sleeping if I can't show it, you can't see me? What's the point of doing anything?"
Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League.
Jellybean Johnson...sigh. RIP to one of the leading lights of the Minneapolis sound.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Jellybean Johnson...sigh. RIP to one of the leading lights of the Minneapolis sound.
!!!!!!!! God, I love this part of WCQ the MOST.
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
!!!!!!!! God, I love this part of WCQ the MOST.
If Kimmel had done this riff with Charlie Kirk, he'd still be off the air.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If Kimmel had done this riff with Charlie Kirk, he'd still be off the air.
"My heart's full of love and all kinds of peace. But I think even I could punch a Nazi in the face." www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n03...
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"My heart's full of love and all kinds of peace. But I think even I could punch a Nazi in the face." www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n03...
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IOW, the US government has stopped making cents.
The US Mint has ended production of the penny after 230 years.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
IOW, the US government has stopped making cents.
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Starting his speech with a Debs quote? He's actually trying to make a Fox anchor's head explode now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Starting his speech with a Debs quote? He's actually trying to make a Fox anchor's head explode now.
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1. You lie and actively make the world a worse place with every word you utter, and the six-figure substack will be gravy on your staff position at a legacy outlet
2. You try to do good journalism and spend your life wondering what it's like to have health insurance
hmm, maybe needs a 3rd choice
2. You try to do good journalism and spend your life wondering what it's like to have health insurance
hmm, maybe needs a 3rd choice
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
1. You lie and actively make the world a worse place with every word you utter, and the six-figure substack will be gravy on your staff position at a legacy outlet
2. You try to do good journalism and spend your life wondering what it's like to have health insurance
hmm, maybe needs a 3rd choice
2. You try to do good journalism and spend your life wondering what it's like to have health insurance
hmm, maybe needs a 3rd choice
Working From a British Pub Before a Concert Playlist Update: "Babies," Pulp.
a group of men are dancing in front of a sign that says pulp
Alt: a group of men are dancing in front of a sign that says pulp
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Working From a British Pub Before a Concert Playlist Update: "Babies," Pulp.
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Local news brings us closer to each other, even as the powerful work to tear us apart. This beautiful piece about Gael the sidewalk astronomer, who is losing his TPS (but would prefer us to focus on the stars) by
@samdelgado.bsky.social @51st.news really exemplifies that. 51st.news/mount-pleasa...
@samdelgado.bsky.social @51st.news really exemplifies that. 51st.news/mount-pleasa...
Astronomer Gael Gomez impacted by Trump revoking TPS
But Gael Gomez wants people to keep looking up — at the sky and in life.
51st.news
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Local news brings us closer to each other, even as the powerful work to tear us apart. This beautiful piece about Gael the sidewalk astronomer, who is losing his TPS (but would prefer us to focus on the stars) by
@samdelgado.bsky.social @51st.news really exemplifies that. 51st.news/mount-pleasa...
@samdelgado.bsky.social @51st.news really exemplifies that. 51st.news/mount-pleasa...
Coffee Shop Playlist Update: "Miracles," Insane Clown Posse. The baristas are dressed up as juggalos. I love Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Coffee Shop Playlist Update: "Miracles," Insane Clown Posse. The baristas are dressed up as juggalos. I love Halloween.
Happy "Tom's Crossing" Day to all who observe! bookshop.org/p/books/tom-...
Tom's Crossing: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy "Tom's Crossing" Day to all who observe! bookshop.org/p/books/tom-...
It's always amusing to me that he did so badly in Atlantic City. His entire m.o. is the same as a casino owner: optimize all space for maximum revenue. The only difference now is he has nothing to sell, but he sees open space as "how can we use this?" rather than "this could be an oasis."
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's always amusing to me that he did so badly in Atlantic City. His entire m.o. is the same as a casino owner: optimize all space for maximum revenue. The only difference now is he has nothing to sell, but he sees open space as "how can we use this?" rather than "this could be an oasis."