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What's the best ticket resale site please folks?

2 comedy gig tickets I'm trying to sell on. Ta
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm sick enough that my brain is soup and everything hurts, but not sick enough to take to the bed like a victorian woman afflicted with a case of the vapours

(If was a man it would be a level 1 man flu, obvs)
a cat laying on the floor with the words " ohhh woe is me "
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December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
To my fellow grinches

26 days and it's done

God speed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Well

This was AMAZING
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
FB serving up all.the cuteness today

No lies detected though
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Made the mistake of watching actual tv instead of the Netflixes

Assaulted by all the christmas nonsense.

Rookie error

See you in 2026, terrestrial tv
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Back on my 10k steps a day, every day, until the clocks go forward in spring

#walkingthroughwinter
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
People who thrive and drama and confrontation for that dopamine hit are not my people

Why would you choose such an exhausting existence?
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I was asked whether I wanted to be part of a Christmas grotto at work yesterday.

It took me about 14 seconds to formulate a professional response that wasn't

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Honestly

I do not even want the confidence of a bang average middle aged white man telling me how to do my job - a job he knows precisely nothing about

That level of delusion is embarrassing
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Posting on LinkedIn before 7am

Being self employed makes you do bad, bad things
a man wearing glasses and a hoodie with the letter t on it smiles
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November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
A few from last week
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Gone full survivor headband wearing beach bum
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not hating chaotic seawater hair, ngl
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My response yesterday to the clocks going back

Roll on January
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This genuinely needs to work a miracle
October 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Nothing like a flight first thing to ensure almost zero sleep is had
October 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Asked midway if I'd like extra potatoes and yorkies?

Yes.

Yes I would.
September 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A conversation in our house this morning

T- How was your run this morning?

Me - Well I felt sick before during and after, but apart from that, it was great!

#running #runningchat #morningrun
September 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The back to school pictures are pretty dull aren't they?

It's a big moment for parents and kids, I get it, but does anyone other than them care?

My 2 would shoot me a look that would turn me to stone if I suggested it
September 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The emotional support toys grow daily
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I have easily seen this film a dozen times, but never on the big screen until today

IT

WAS

EPIC

(I also pointed out all the places I used to visit when I lived on MV to @thelorryist.bsky.social

I know it *absolutely* added to his enjoyment)

#Jaws
#50thanniversary
#bigscreen
#dundundundun
August 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I wonder if they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him
August 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Both of these whilst blasting The Carpenters

If you do not get an enormous dopamine hit from this, you are dead.
August 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Going to go for an early walk then dunk myself in my ice pod
a close up of a man 's face with the words maybe i like the misery above him
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August 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM