I had so many of these ready to go. Curse you, time zones!

The Barbie to Cathy pipeline. Ack!

Until just now my brain refused to compute that "the lady who held back p*ssy-starved Leo DiCaprio with her foot" is now "lady who dies at 19 y/o from not being able to orchestrate a Throuple"

If Catherine Earnshaw had hefty naturals, maybe she would have lived.

Either that or it's a prudish Georgian lady who knew I did chest at the gym this morning, and wanted to shield you from my massive jugs.

If by "figure it out" you mean "use a different computer" then yes. I have a lot of opinions on Wuthering Heights because I too am an 19th Century homosexual stranded in the moors and confused/terrified of Society.

she's absolutely a briefs and harness girlie. 1000%

the "letting people be happy" is what really impressed me with the show, especially the final shot of the last episode. It's so incredibly rare to see a gay story that can end on "and they didn't have to somehow be punished for being in love".

Is it "do a bunch of coke on a giant boat for 3-5 days, then disappear with all your investors money when the company goes bankrupt?" Because I've seen that plan before.

She looks like she's chiseled out of a block of cocaine. Deeply 80s

Lesbianism?!?!? In a STORM story?!?!?

*nods solemnly* Nyah.

You're crazy for this. Go on.

I assume the dual weilding would be Lisa Goodman, with croquet mallets