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John
@rncaptain.bsky.social
Freelance drug person, aka traveling anesthesia.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m so happy for this spam call, I hope they have a great day too.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
September 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Back in the day, I’d get a wrong # text & would reply to make sure they know. Now that I get an AI scam almost every day, I don’t respond to anyone that isn’t in my contacts or states how they know me.

Feels like I’m becoming a little tech hermit hiding from scavengers on the interwebs.
August 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Friendly reminder that “trumps desired language on men and women” is that men don’t exist. That EO literally wrote men out of existence b/c they have no clue what they’re talking about.
August 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Like, come on.
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
(Youth pastor voice) You know who else was a manager at age 33?
June 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@theolympics.bsky.social, we have the reverse Amber ratio
May 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every few years Omaha loses teenage lives to car accidents, and I feel it deeply when we do.

Also, the man interviewed at a memorial for a recent loss is the Director of Operations at Wild Willy’s Fireworks, and he looks like a man who would be Director of Operations at a Wild Willy’s Fireworks.
May 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have the power (to make you feel special after voting)
May 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You even got there first
May 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Tag yourself. I’m part shade to full shade, medium wet to wet, low maintenance.
March 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This new order says the Smithsonian can’t refer to men as women. I am asking all museum staff to remember that a previous EO defined what a man is & in that definition, said we are all female. This is super easy resistance, as the admin keeps failing at using words.
March 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just a couple of wise guys doing a bit.
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bret McKenzie as Figwit
February 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
February 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I put drugs in people so we can cut them.
February 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This got flagged for adult content and I think it is for that hat. That is a sexy hat.
January 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Really happy with this simple long exposure shot I took. That is Venus, casting light on the ocean. Below and to the left is Saturn. I love how it gives off watercolor vibes
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hate to report that Kracky McGee’s, Omaha’s airport institution, has been gentrified.
January 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And oddly enough, I think I know the relationship between those two things.
January 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Anyone have a website/app for ethical travel? Trying to plan trips where my money is prioritized towards staying local and towards businesses that benefit the local community.
Old search ways have me mapping out all the lodging options and connecting which are owned by billionaire nepo babies.
January 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Honestly, I’m pretty optimistic. They have a history of tracking people down and rescuing them.
January 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM