Now you're a 21st century man.
•Mass Effect+Transformers+Panfandom
•Geth Hunter-Infiltrator
-Reformatted for cross-species cooperation
•UNALIGNED Cybertronian beastformer
-Unaligned Autobot Diplomat pre-war. Unaligned post-war
•A memory only for @yllwtyrrng.bsky.social
And when I came home, Spinner could only shout "Oh my Primus! Oh my Primus!" in complete shock.
And just before you locked me up forevermore, I brought you a little mouse. You'd starve without me, wouldn't you?
And when I came home, Spinner could only shout "Oh my Primus! Oh my Primus!" in complete shock.
And just before you locked me up forevermore, I brought you a little mouse. You'd starve without me, wouldn't you?
One year I haven't run racecar, mad over beef.
One year without slopping chicken on the glass.
One year without sidewalks.
One year without wrassling.
One year without brushies.
One full year.
One year I haven't run racecar, mad over beef.
One year without slopping chicken on the glass.
One year without sidewalks.
One year without wrassling.
One year without brushies.
One full year.
Oh, how I miss you
Ooooh, how I miss you
Oh-how-I-miss-you🎶
Oh, how I miss you
Ooooh, how I miss you
Oh-how-I-miss-you🎶
I just feel safer throwing up in my own house, you know?
I just feel safer throwing up in my own house, you know?
I can hear you opening a container of it now, so, of course, I'm not going to miss it.
It smells faintly like the green tea you love to drink, but all I taste is delicious creamy goodness as I lap at the plastic covering.
I can hear you opening a container of it now, so, of course, I'm not going to miss it.
It smells faintly like the green tea you love to drink, but all I taste is delicious creamy goodness as I lap at the plastic covering.
But the minute you put that brush down and get up to walk away, you better believe I'm tackling the back of your leg like a little football player. I'm big enough to make your
But the minute you put that brush down and get up to walk away, you better believe I'm tackling the back of your leg like a little football player. I'm big enough to make your
And then you find yourself outside, because
And then you find yourself outside, because
When you're trying to sleep, I can't help but jump up and settle by your head. You always turn over and comfort me.
When you're trying to sleep, I can't help but jump up and settle by your head. You always turn over and comfort me.
Romantical cats, pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
best not to tell his little family where he goes each day, I would imagine certain residents would take offense to his daily proclivities…
best not to tell his little family where he goes each day, I would imagine certain residents would take offense to his daily proclivities…
What of the laughter when cats bathe? General bathing and inappropriate location bathing?
What of the laughter when cats bathe? General bathing and inappropriate location bathing?
Remember what we talked about, bestie?
Remember what we talked about, bestie?