in this subway with the aid of this worker what i am about to demonstrate is a french philosophy concept - "l'appel du vide'". hello could i get a footlong cock um fuck i mean a footlong penis umm sorry a foot of penis up my ass SHIT sorry sorry

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

just got fired from the straight dad factory because they found out i lied about my family history