Stoned cold fox
@roastmalone.bsky.social
no milk will ever be our milk
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I’ve never felt more like her
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I’ve never felt more like her
Oh you can bet your ass I’m assembling a turtle army to take down this twat
February 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh you can bet your ass I’m assembling a turtle army to take down this twat
If middle child energy was a photo
February 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If middle child energy was a photo
does anyone know why the doll is on the island of misfit toys or am I to assume it’s because she’s a ginger
December 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
does anyone know why the doll is on the island of misfit toys or am I to assume it’s because she’s a ginger
this is how it feels when someone asks you a work related question during “let’s circle back after the holidays” season
December 2, 2024 at 9:16 PM
this is how it feels when someone asks you a work related question during “let’s circle back after the holidays” season
Man angry at me posting what I want suggesting I’m following him to get him to follow me doesn’t understand he is being snitched on by the “follow back” button
November 27, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Man angry at me posting what I want suggesting I’m following him to get him to follow me doesn’t understand he is being snitched on by the “follow back” button
It’s basically just this
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
It’s basically just this
my dad, who lives in western Canada, sent us this picture of his outdoor banana plant which appears to be actually trying to grow bananas. This is fine right? totally cool and normal to have bananas grow outside in Canada
November 19, 2024 at 12:10 AM
my dad, who lives in western Canada, sent us this picture of his outdoor banana plant which appears to be actually trying to grow bananas. This is fine right? totally cool and normal to have bananas grow outside in Canada
engagement farmers are misgendering the moon on twitter
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
engagement farmers are misgendering the moon on twitter
Oh did you miss this incredible moment in sports history?
November 16, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Oh did you miss this incredible moment in sports history?
this is how it feels to have all my twitter mutuals over here
November 14, 2024 at 1:06 AM
this is how it feels to have all my twitter mutuals over here
RIP twitter, you once housed the greatest minds of our generation
November 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
RIP twitter, you once housed the greatest minds of our generation
Baby ducks waiting for the dawn soap reinforcements after a catastrophic oil spill
November 11, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Baby ducks waiting for the dawn soap reinforcements after a catastrophic oil spill
mentally preparing to see the words forever valentine repeated ad nauseam next week
February 7, 2024 at 1:55 AM
mentally preparing to see the words forever valentine repeated ad nauseam next week
friendly reminder that predators have forward facing eyes
December 30, 2023 at 1:09 AM
friendly reminder that predators have forward facing eyes
finally watching malignant and it’s more like midlignant, please drop must see horror recs
October 17, 2023 at 2:39 AM
finally watching malignant and it’s more like midlignant, please drop must see horror recs
In no particular order: When Harry met Sally, Oculus, The Virgin Suicides, Romeo + Juliet (I said what i said), and American Psycho
October 17, 2023 at 1:26 AM
In no particular order: When Harry met Sally, Oculus, The Virgin Suicides, Romeo + Juliet (I said what i said), and American Psycho
posting for free,
don’t want to be,
part of his wooooorrrrrrllllddddd
don’t want to be,
part of his wooooorrrrrrllllddddd
September 21, 2023 at 10:57 PM
posting for free,
don’t want to be,
part of his wooooorrrrrrllllddddd
don’t want to be,
part of his wooooorrrrrrllllddddd
I want what they have (money)
September 20, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I want what they have (money)
me Aug 31 vs me Sept 1st
September 1, 2023 at 11:33 PM
me Aug 31 vs me Sept 1st
Lied and said I was proficient in excel and now they expect me to use excel
August 22, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Lied and said I was proficient in excel and now they expect me to use excel
his job is just biscuits
August 18, 2023 at 9:54 PM
his job is just biscuits