Rob McDonnell
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Rob McDonnell
@rob8086.bsky.social
Dad, husband, IT guy, Star Wars enjoyer, occasional children's book author, app developer, and unrepentant Michigan man. Takes you agree with are my own, spooky ghost responsible for all others.
Thanks, Siri (and ChatGPT)! I’ll be sure to mark my calendar on Thursday, January 25.

Anyway, remember to use AI for everything all of the time (while making sure you are physically in the office and not at home) or you aren’t really working.
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
No statement has ever made me feel so seen in my entire life. Thank you, @techconnectify.bsky.social.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What I said (verbatim): hey bud, can you grab the books you pulled off the shelf and help put them back?

What he heard (apparently):
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Inside every dad, there are two wolves. The two wolves are not fighting because the first wolf spends its entire existence being hunted for sport by the children.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Truly appreciate having the power of Windows Defender in my mouthwash.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I want to Fix The Damned Roads, just not my very specific roads at the very specific times I am using them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In a potentially related follow-up question to my last one, why are there casters on the floor of the kids’ room? Two sets. From what? Nothing up here even uses casters. In fact, I can think of nothing in this whole house which would use them. What would even use only two of them??

And yet.
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I love that my son enjoys gaming. Mario Wonder, LEGO Star Wars, Mario Maker, old SNES stuff... but also. Just sometimes.
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Found this absolute unit of (what I think is) a Chinese mantis in the back yard. Carry on, little guy. Eat your fill and tell your friends - plenty of god-forsaken yellow jackets to go around.
August 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wuher rides again. It is time.
August 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Healing my sunburn with love while the children destroy the homestead. How I love this ancient and mysterious creature.
August 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Begging, tears in my eyes.
July 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🍒🍒 DON’T OPEN THIS THREAD AT WORK!! 🍒🍒 SERVICE HISTORY IN BIO!!
June 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Shocking.
June 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
TO WAR!!!
February 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I know the bye is a godsend for recovery… but it hurts. It hurts bad. #Lions
January 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Depending on which you count as the last show I watched, the answer is the same: I might die. I might not. I have honestly no idea.
January 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If we could all agree on the definition of what a cup is, I wouldn’t have to manifest an Excel spreadsheet in my coffee cupboard. It didn’t have to be this way.
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
You skeet on a throne of lies.
November 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
About to become completely insufferable when it comes to what passes for downtime in a house with three kids.

Pure Sabacc, baby.
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Why, this could be anybody. #Outlaws
September 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM