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Rob Burgess
@robburgess.bsky.social
My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me

Alignment: Humorous Neutral

I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it.

Sound tech.
Release the krakens!
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have learned that when someone wishes you a merry christmas it is not acceptable to reply with "Same to you, asshole" even though you are wishing them a merry christmas in return. I don't understand people.
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy solstice. If you're going to dance naked in the woods you should dress warmly.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This seems like something you’d like 🖖

@tanjaeder.bsky.social

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batlh vIteqta’ | Klingon Doomgrass | A Star Trek Folk Metal Anthem (Original Song)
YouTube video by Lord OTT
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December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@tanjaeder.bsky.social Damn, I almost missed this!

Happy Birthday!! 🎂🎈
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Good morning
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Things get better with age ... I'm approaching magnificent.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
@andreagstewart.bsky.social You have a new book oout!! Yaaayyyy!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This made me chuckle
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Gotta keep cool somehow!
October 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is good info, very handy!
September 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Canadians are nice people because all of our anger and hatred gets funneled into the geese.🪿
September 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
@helps.octranspo.com Hi, could I get a clarification about the final stop on the 17 (Parliament to Wateridge)? I was just told by a driver that the stop at Wanaki & Mikinak was the final stop. The Transit app and the OCTranspo website both list the final stop as Codd's & Mikinak. (1/2)
August 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As the dad to a chihuahua I find this very amusing. Maybe I'll buy him a guitar and see if he wants to learn 😁
August 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I wanna create a death metal band that does the music of Jethro Tull. I’ll call it Death Row Tull. 🤘
August 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's 35°C out there today. Stay home, stay naked, stay hydrated.
August 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Good morning
August 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
@tanjaeder.bsky.social We need to get you to post a profile pic so you can stop looking so generic.
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don't drink Monster drinks but I think I should buy a case and keep it under my bed. When someone comes over I can offer them one of the monsters from under my bed.
June 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
WTF? 36°?
June 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@zen-r0b0.bsky.social Happy birthday! 🎈🍰💤
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I pass this place on the bus several times a week and never fail to ask ... WTF? Are the two related?
June 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
With all the "No Kings" protests that are happening, I wonder how Elvis Costello feels?
@alecmcelcheran.bsky.social @alexanderglass.bsky.social
June 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM