does anybody have the spread on the Donald J. Trump And Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl?

I vow to continue having a less than vague understanding of what the Kennedy Center even is

don't even talk to me in the morning before I've defragged by hard drive

2026 is the year we Legalize the Sun

too many phone shows nowadays smh

bro I’m just now getting off a 10 hour shift bro I don’t even want to hear it bro I’m tired as fuck and still hungover from last night and I’m still able to liberate bro don’t try to tell me you’re not able to liberate tonight bro

we’re bringing Defcons back, aren’t we folks — we miss Defcons. Defcon, nobody knows what it means, it’s a very complicated word. Biden, very bad, he said maybe America doesn’t need to Defcon anymore, a total disaster, but we have more Defcon than, many people are saying more Defcon than ever before

not sure what the worst one is but my favorite defcon is 5

they’ll still want to hire you at Nano Banana Amateur wages

he died as he lived, grunting

I am a man filled to the brim with Luck, it is coming out my eyes I have so much — but the Luck, it is Bad

oh god there’s a whole chapter on Russian dressing

It’s mostly for the turkey sandwiches the next day, which is one of the Rules. Of Slaw. Actually now that I’m reading it the whole thing comes off as more of a manifesto than a set of rules and now I’m really curious why Robert Mueller wrote this

I’m pretty sure Florida is the only state that qualifies as a tri-state area all by itself