Rob Celletti
robcelletti.bsky.social
Rob Celletti
@robcelletti.bsky.social
10% luck
20% skill
70% Rangers takes
I used the term “defiantly optimistic” to describe how I feel about #NYR this season. I still feel that way.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
IVE BEEN WATCHING HOCKEY FOR FORTY YEARS AND THIS IS THE WORST RANGERS TEAM OF ALL TIME. FIRE EVERYONE AND TRADE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Keep doing what you’re doing.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m as down on Adam Fox as anyone but it’s really, really difficult to read the four names listed below Charlie McAvoy with anything resembling a straight face. Fox is better than every single one of these players COMBINED
June 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
YOU DONT FUCKING SAY????
June 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“The Knicks.”
May 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
GOP JUDGES: The president can do whatever the fuck he wants (especially if he’s a Republican LOL)

DEM JUDGES: We expect you to comply with the spirit of the law 😇
February 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A point earned, but a tough loss. A win on Thursday and they’re right track.
January 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I know the Rangers have been crapola, but nothing about winning, say 6 of their next 8 games (which even bad teams do all the time in the NHL, it’s hockey!) would be considered “miraculous.” They’re 4 god damn points out of playoff spot as I write this.
January 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The vibes are indisputably bad, but #NYR are pretty consistently doing this the last two weeks (save the afternoon shitshow in Newark 10 days ago). A turnaround is not impossible, especially if the core rebounds (statistically in play if you’ve been following @rluker.bsky.social’s analysis)
January 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Let’s make watching the Rangers “fun” tonight (you just know Guentzel is scoring for Tampa tonight).
December 28, 2024 at 9:52 PM
And yet!
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM