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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
"Enough is enough," he said.
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July 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
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Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’ — theonion.com/trump-im-not...
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
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July 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’ — theonion.com/trump-im-not...
The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of Justice and White House publicly release the files.
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Release the Epstein Files
The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of ...
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July 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of Justice and White House publicly release the files.
sign.moveon.org/petitions/ep...
sign.moveon.org/petitions/ep...
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia — theonion.com/trump-urges-...
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia — theonion.com/trump-urges-...
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo — theonion.com/trump-orders...
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo
WASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday adding his face to the Pep Bo...
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July 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo — theonion.com/trump-orders...
Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
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Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
Trump said he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.”
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July 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
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The Proud Boys are suing the federal government for $100 million from taxpayers to spread more chaos, more violence, and more hate. Sign the petition! sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...
NO Taxpayer money for Proud Boys
The Proud Boys are suing the federal government for $100 million from taxpayers to spread more chaos, more violence, and more hate. Sign the petition!
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July 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Proud Boys are suing the federal government for $100 million from taxpayers to spread more chaos, more violence, and more hate. Sign the petition! sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...
Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
“With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.”
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July 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants — theonion.com/congress-pas...
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply w...
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June 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants — theonion.com/congress-pas...
apnews.com/article/us-i... administration increases pressure on 'sanctuary jurisdictions' with public listing
Trump administration increases pressure on 'sanctuary jurisdictions' with public listing
The Department of Homeland Security is putting hundreds of “sanctuary jurisdictions” across the country on notice.
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May 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
apnews.com/article/us-i... administration increases pressure on 'sanctuary jurisdictions' with public listing
Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed — theonion.com/teacher-asks...
Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed
LIBERTY, MO—After reading aloud a picture book about a puppy that works in a coal mine, local first grade teacher Brianna Montgomery asked her students Thursday what they want to be once child labor l...
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May 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed — theonion.com/teacher-asks...
Trump Calls For Reopening Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
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Trump Calls For Reopening of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
“I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said.
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May 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Trump Calls For Reopening Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death — theonion.com/man-who-bump...
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death — theonion.com/man-who-bump...
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Crockett: "The idea that you want to shut down everybody that is not Fox News is bullshit. We need to stop playing."
March 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Crockett: "The idea that you want to shut down everybody that is not Fox News is bullshit. We need to stop playing."
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MAGA is already so far up Musk’s ass they’re practically cohabitating with his colon, and now they want to execute people for not buying his overpriced, midlife-crisis, melty golf carts??!?!!
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Cry Hard 3: MAGA’s Tesla Tantrum.
Boycotts Are “Freedom”… Unless They Hurt Widdle Phony Stark’s Feelings.
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March 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
MAGA is already so far up Musk’s ass they’re practically cohabitating with his colon, and now they want to execute people for not buying his overpriced, midlife-crisis, melty golf carts??!?!!
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The Pentagon is about to brief Elon Musk on the US military’s plan for a potential war with China.
This means that Musk now has access to the country’s most important military secrets.
This means that Musk now has access to the country’s most important military secrets.
Musk Set to Get Access to Top-Secret U.S. Plan for Potential War With China
Giving Elon Musk access to some of the nation’s most closely guarded military secrets is a major expansion of his role as an adviser to President Trump and highlights his conflicts of interest.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Pentagon is about to brief Elon Musk on the US military’s plan for a potential war with China.
This means that Musk now has access to the country’s most important military secrets.
This means that Musk now has access to the country’s most important military secrets.
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The fascism we are experiencing is an EMERGENCY. It needs to be responded to with lightening speed.
The courts are helping, but lightening speed is not their thing. They weren't designed for that.
So we all need to do more to respond. Get angry. Get organized. Get creative. Get vocal.
The courts are helping, but lightening speed is not their thing. They weren't designed for that.
So we all need to do more to respond. Get angry. Get organized. Get creative. Get vocal.
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The fascism we are experiencing is an EMERGENCY. It needs to be responded to with lightening speed.
The courts are helping, but lightening speed is not their thing. They weren't designed for that.
So we all need to do more to respond. Get angry. Get organized. Get creative. Get vocal.
The courts are helping, but lightening speed is not their thing. They weren't designed for that.
So we all need to do more to respond. Get angry. Get organized. Get creative. Get vocal.
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Just in case you were looking for another reason to make your voice heard.
If you can justify why this man, with a green card and an eight-month pregnant wife, should have been arrested and rendered to Louisiana, we're waiting to hear your reasoning.
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If you can justify why this man, with a green card and an eight-month pregnant wife, should have been arrested and rendered to Louisiana, we're waiting to hear your reasoning.
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Rubio and homeland security confirm arrest of Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia protests
Mahmoud Khalil was detained by Ice and now being held in Louisiana despite having a green card
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March 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just in case you were looking for another reason to make your voice heard.
If you can justify why this man, with a green card and an eight-month pregnant wife, should have been arrested and rendered to Louisiana, we're waiting to hear your reasoning.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
If you can justify why this man, with a green card and an eight-month pregnant wife, should have been arrested and rendered to Louisiana, we're waiting to hear your reasoning.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Takedown Tesla’ protest: Hundreds gather in Chicago to criticize spending cuts by Elon Musk and Donald Trump www.chicagotribune.com/2025/03/08/h...
‘Takedown Tesla’ protest: Hundreds gather in Chicago to criticize spending cuts by Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Hundreds of people gathered downtown to protest President Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s government spending cuts, carrying signs that read “Launch Musk to Mars” and “Democracy Dies with DOGE.”…
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March 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
‘Takedown Tesla’ protest: Hundreds gather in Chicago to criticize spending cuts by Elon Musk and Donald Trump www.chicagotribune.com/2025/03/08/h...
Elon Musk Is South African. We Shouldn’t Forget It. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/o...
Opinion | Elon Musk Is South African. We Shouldn’t Forget It.
His worldview is inseparable from his rearing in apartheid South Africa.
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March 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Elon Musk Is South African. We Shouldn’t Forget It. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/o...
Michael James update... in-sights.ca/2025/02/15/m...
Michael James update…
Mr. James posted a follow-up to the short essay he recently published on Facebook. His first piece was shared tens of thousands of times, but it attracted many hateful responses. According to James…
in-sights.ca
February 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Michael James update... in-sights.ca/2025/02/15/m...
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance — theonion.com/investigatio...
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance — theonion.com/investigatio...
Young Aides Emerge as Enforcers in Musk’s Broadside Against Government www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
Young Aides Emerge as Enforcers in Musk’s Broadside Against Government
Much of the billionaire’s handiwork — gaining access to internal systems and asking employees to justify their jobs — is being driven by a group of engineers operating in secrecy.
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February 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Young Aides Emerge as Enforcers in Musk’s Broadside Against Government www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
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A case of tuberculosis has been confirmed at a Michigan school.
Just as the Senate considers an avowed anti-vaxxer to lead our nation’s health agencies.
Just as the Senate considers an avowed anti-vaxxer to lead our nation’s health agencies.
Tuberculosis case confirmed at Kalamazoo school, health officials launch investigation
An investigation is being launched after an individual at a local school was diagnosed with tuberculosis.
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February 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A case of tuberculosis has been confirmed at a Michigan school.
Just as the Senate considers an avowed anti-vaxxer to lead our nation’s health agencies.
Just as the Senate considers an avowed anti-vaxxer to lead our nation’s health agencies.