Bob’s Mild Takes
@robertn324.bsky.social
Toronto Maple Leafs enjoyer. Mildest takes in town. Absolutely hinged hockey mind.
The Leafs frustrate me, confuse me, and break my heart, but I love them anyway. Like a tragically dysfunctional family where everyone means well and nobody learns their lesson.
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Leafs frustrate me, confuse me, and break my heart, but I love them anyway. Like a tragically dysfunctional family where everyone means well and nobody learns their lesson.
Twizzlers Pull ‘n’ Peel is the string cheese of the candy world.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Twizzlers Pull ‘n’ Peel is the string cheese of the candy world.
“It will eat the peas or it won’t get more mac and cheese” I say to my kids in my best Buffalo Bill voice.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“It will eat the peas or it won’t get more mac and cheese” I say to my kids in my best Buffalo Bill voice.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
Corn-on-the-cob, but made with baby human teeth.
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Corn-on-the-cob, but made with baby human teeth.
Forget about three kids stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be an adult.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Forget about three kids stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be an adult.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
Least popular vape flavor: egg salad sandwich.
September 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Least popular vape flavor: egg salad sandwich.
Increase a band:
Gworld Gwar 2
Gworld Gwar 2
i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Increase a band:
Gworld Gwar 2
Gworld Gwar 2
Up 2-0 in the series. Enjoying this false security while my playoff trauma keeps sending push notifications. #LeafsForever
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Up 2-0 in the series. Enjoying this false security while my playoff trauma keeps sending push notifications. #LeafsForever
Congratulations to the Leafs on winning game 1, setting up the perfect opportunity for maximum pain later #LeafsForever
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Congratulations to the Leafs on winning game 1, setting up the perfect opportunity for maximum pain later #LeafsForever
Might get cancelled for this but injured players on IR score fewer points than healthy players in the lineup. #FantasyHockey #NHLFantasy #Mildtake
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Might get cancelled for this but injured players on IR score fewer points than healthy players in the lineup. #FantasyHockey #NHLFantasy #Mildtake
Fantasy hockey tip of the week: Active players often score more points than those on IR. #sports #FantasyNHL #FantasyHockey #MildTake
March 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fantasy hockey tip of the week: Active players often score more points than those on IR. #sports #FantasyNHL #FantasyHockey #MildTake
Bold statement incoming: Team that lead after 3 periods typically win the game. #LeafsForever #MildTake
March 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bold statement incoming: Team that lead after 3 periods typically win the game. #LeafsForever #MildTake
March 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mild take of the week!
It turns out the team with the best penalty-killing percentage in the NHL is good at killing penalties. Who knew?
March 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Mild take of the week!
March 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your Toronto Maple #Leafs are going to play a game of hockey tonight in the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig Apple! #newyorkrangers #MildTake #sports
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Your Toronto Maple #Leafs are going to play a game of hockey tonight in the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig Apple! #newyorkrangers #MildTake #sports
Tonight will provide a definitive answer to the question: who will win the 2025 4 Nations Face-Off? If i were a betting man, i would guess the Canada hockey team or the USA hockey team. #4Nations #MildTake #SportsBetting
February 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Tonight will provide a definitive answer to the question: who will win the 2025 4 Nations Face-Off? If i were a betting man, i would guess the Canada hockey team or the USA hockey team. #4Nations #MildTake #SportsBetting
The Game of the Century.
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Game of the Century.
Everybody talking about Blockbuster trades but I grew up in a Hollywood Video trade house.
February 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Everybody talking about Blockbuster trades but I grew up in a Hollywood Video trade house.
When one’s team is caught with too many men, why jump off the ice? 🤷 Why not throw even more players on? This seems like a great chance for the famed Two Goalie Gambit.
February 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When one’s team is caught with too many men, why jump off the ice? 🤷 Why not throw even more players on? This seems like a great chance for the famed Two Goalie Gambit.
February 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
February 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The leafs should score more goals than their opponents if they want to win the game. #leafsforever #mildtake
January 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The leafs should score more goals than their opponents if they want to win the game. #leafsforever #mildtake