Bob’s Mild Takes
@robertn324.bsky.social
Toronto Maple Leafs enjoyer. Mildest takes in town. Absolutely hinged hockey mind.
He obvs just turned his entire season around.
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
He obvs just turned his entire season around.
Soft disagree. Berube has been here for only 18 months. I’d give him this team until the trade deadline. We either get into the playoffs or we blast every player into the sun. If we miss the playoffs fire Treliving and Berube after the last game of the season.
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Soft disagree. Berube has been here for only 18 months. I’d give him this team until the trade deadline. We either get into the playoffs or we blast every player into the sun. If we miss the playoffs fire Treliving and Berube after the last game of the season.
So Marsellus is America, Zed is Trump, Maynard is MAGA. Got it.
This is a surprisingly well thought out metaphor. Now all we gotta do is figure out who is Butch and what is the katana and we are saved!
This is a surprisingly well thought out metaphor. Now all we gotta do is figure out who is Butch and what is the katana and we are saved!
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So Marsellus is America, Zed is Trump, Maynard is MAGA. Got it.
This is a surprisingly well thought out metaphor. Now all we gotta do is figure out who is Butch and what is the katana and we are saved!
This is a surprisingly well thought out metaphor. Now all we gotta do is figure out who is Butch and what is the katana and we are saved!
Being a Leafs fan is basically Arrested Development. Immense talent, constant self-sabotage, and I’m George Michael trying to figure out how this family functions. Every year ends with: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt .
ALT: a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt .
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December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Being a Leafs fan is basically Arrested Development. Immense talent, constant self-sabotage, and I’m George Michael trying to figure out how this family functions. Every year ends with: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
I would trade every single one of them if it got us a cup. I don’t know if I would have said that in 2019, but here we are. They have turned me into a monster.
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I would trade every single one of them if it got us a cup. I don’t know if I would have said that in 2019, but here we are. They have turned me into a monster.
It is not a great call but I can get behind it. I think the league is trying to back up the on ice refs who called a match. It should have been a two minute penalty but whatever.
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It is not a great call but I can get behind it. I think the league is trying to back up the on ice refs who called a match. It should have been a two minute penalty but whatever.
Put money on him scoring.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Put money on him scoring.
JFC this can’t be real.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
JFC this can’t be real.
How many “damn”s and “heck”s?
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
How many “damn”s and “heck”s?
There is only one correct choice for GM: Gregory Campbell.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There is only one correct choice for GM: Gregory Campbell.
He did it like there weren’t a dozen cameras on him. Sheesh.
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He did it like there weren’t a dozen cameras on him. Sheesh.
Järnkrok 50 in 50? I say he does it.
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Järnkrok 50 in 50? I say he does it.
Catholics, evangelicals… that’s cool and all, but I’m holding out for the furry consensus on the rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Catholics, evangelicals… that’s cool and all, but I’m holding out for the furry consensus on the rapture.
Mephistopheles, the Prince of Darkness, might be a good fit for third line center. 😈
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Mephistopheles, the Prince of Darkness, might be a good fit for third line center. 😈