Robert
@robertnelson.co
A lot of my skeets are about music they’re playing at the gym at work. And this is no different. When we were young??? Kim Petras??? At this god fearing fitness center???
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A lot of my skeets are about music they’re playing at the gym at work. And this is no different. When we were young??? Kim Petras??? At this god fearing fitness center???
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These BeReal memories be reminding me how fucking depressed I was at my last job lmao
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
These BeReal memories be reminding me how fucking depressed I was at my last job lmao
I really fumbled things with Pancho :/
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I really fumbled things with Pancho :/
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Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
I wanna play a rickenbacker in an eames chair. My life would be complete
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I wanna play a rickenbacker in an eames chair. My life would be complete
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Bluesky is the Chicago of the internet and Twitter is the Austin of the internet if you think about it
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bluesky is the Chicago of the internet and Twitter is the Austin of the internet if you think about it
I would loveeeee to have more time in the day
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I would loveeeee to have more time in the day
“I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave” was just exchanged at my Christian gym. Between two straight men. Please someone come get them
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave” was just exchanged at my Christian gym. Between two straight men. Please someone come get them
I love Atlanta!!! And my brother!!
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love Atlanta!!! And my brother!!
I’ve been Gilmore Girls pilled I fear
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’ve been Gilmore Girls pilled I fear
This makes absolutely no sense - does this venue know that this is not an LGBT+ symbol, rather Prince’s? And that he was…. actively dismissive of the queer and trans population? 😭
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This makes absolutely no sense - does this venue know that this is not an LGBT+ symbol, rather Prince’s? And that he was…. actively dismissive of the queer and trans population? 😭
I think as a society we’re ready to move on from branding that includes the ampersand and/or adding “-ly” to random words.
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think as a society we’re ready to move on from branding that includes the ampersand and/or adding “-ly” to random words.
They’re playing There Will Be Blood at this breakfast joint and it jolted my memory - I gotta get my yearly Kim Petras streams in to absolutely ruin my yearly data
October 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They’re playing There Will Be Blood at this breakfast joint and it jolted my memory - I gotta get my yearly Kim Petras streams in to absolutely ruin my yearly data
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depeche mode + blue ridge mountains will fix me
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
depeche mode + blue ridge mountains will fix me
There was a typo in the email I just sent to my whole company. My boss is gonna take me out back and shoot me
October 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
There was a typo in the email I just sent to my whole company. My boss is gonna take me out back and shoot me
I’m so tired. I dislike Tuesdays
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m so tired. I dislike Tuesdays
@sentimentbot.bsky.social okay do me!
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social okay do me!