Robert P. Ottone
@robertottone.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author. Bagel enthusiast.
My mozzarella stick hopes you have a great holiday season
December 17, 2023 at 6:53 PM
My mozzarella stick hopes you have a great holiday season
Went to the barber this morning and on their sign for what they offer there was a notable entry:
“Man facial - $25”
I’ve paid way more for a facial from a man so honestly this is a steal.
“Man facial - $25”
I’ve paid way more for a facial from a man so honestly this is a steal.
December 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Went to the barber this morning and on their sign for what they offer there was a notable entry:
“Man facial - $25”
I’ve paid way more for a facial from a man so honestly this is a steal.
“Man facial - $25”
I’ve paid way more for a facial from a man so honestly this is a steal.
Me and my new follower
December 15, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Me and my new follower
Would love to see some more reviews on these two, whether on Amazon or Goodreads or wherever. If you’ve read them, please leave a review!
December 13, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Would love to see some more reviews on these two, whether on Amazon or Goodreads or wherever. If you’ve read them, please leave a review!
Thank you all so much for sharing and celebrating the launch of The Sleepy Hollow Gang yesterday. We are officially orange banner material!
December 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Thank you all so much for sharing and celebrating the launch of The Sleepy Hollow Gang yesterday. We are officially orange banner material!
My middle grade debut is now available! This one is very near and dear to my heart, I had the absolute best time writing these kids. Check it out!
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December 9, 2023 at 1:55 PM
My middle grade debut is now available! This one is very near and dear to my heart, I had the absolute best time writing these kids. Check it out!
weirdhousepress.com/products/the...
The Sleepy Hollow Gang a.co/d/cyyRPpZ
weirdhousepress.com/products/the...
The Sleepy Hollow Gang a.co/d/cyyRPpZ
I think a Robin Williams double feature is in order.
December 8, 2023 at 11:53 PM
I think a Robin Williams double feature is in order.
One of my students saw snow for the fist time today. These damn kids gettin’ to me.
December 7, 2023 at 6:25 PM
One of my students saw snow for the fist time today. These damn kids gettin’ to me.
This Saturday. The gang’s all here.
December 7, 2023 at 2:59 PM
This Saturday. The gang’s all here.
UPDATE:
With the exception of my one student who has a perfect 100% average, my students bought …
NOTHING.
With the exception of my one student who has a perfect 100% average, my students bought …
NOTHING.
December 5, 2023 at 5:26 PM
UPDATE:
With the exception of my one student who has a perfect 100% average, my students bought …
NOTHING.
With the exception of my one student who has a perfect 100% average, my students bought …
NOTHING.
Spotted my dude @slimyswampghost.bsky.social at the Scholastic Book Fair
December 5, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Spotted my dude @slimyswampghost.bsky.social at the Scholastic Book Fair
My favorite ornament is up and we can officially commence the holidays
December 3, 2023 at 9:59 PM
My favorite ornament is up and we can officially commence the holidays
I’m exhausted and drunk watching two of my favorite queens usher in the holiday season
December 2, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I’m exhausted and drunk watching two of my favorite queens usher in the holiday season
It occurs to me that I never did my own awards eligibility post on here.
In accordance with the Bram Stoker Award® rules & etiquette, I am happy to offer my novel The Vile Thing We Created for award consideration in the Novel category. The book was published by Hydra Publications in April, 2023.
In accordance with the Bram Stoker Award® rules & etiquette, I am happy to offer my novel The Vile Thing We Created for award consideration in the Novel category. The book was published by Hydra Publications in April, 2023.
November 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM
It occurs to me that I never did my own awards eligibility post on here.
In accordance with the Bram Stoker Award® rules & etiquette, I am happy to offer my novel The Vile Thing We Created for award consideration in the Novel category. The book was published by Hydra Publications in April, 2023.
In accordance with the Bram Stoker Award® rules & etiquette, I am happy to offer my novel The Vile Thing We Created for award consideration in the Novel category. The book was published by Hydra Publications in April, 2023.
Cream this corn, motherfu-
November 23, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Cream this corn, motherfu-
Happy Thanksgiving from the co-creator of the Cob Man and myself.
November 23, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from the co-creator of the Cob Man and myself.
A favorite movie without telling
November 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM
A favorite movie without telling
Honored to be part of this anthology, edited by the fabulous Kirstyn Petras and NB Turner. Coming in December! 🍷
November 20, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Honored to be part of this anthology, edited by the fabulous Kirstyn Petras and NB Turner. Coming in December! 🍷
Two great readings I remember vividly :)
November 17, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Two great readings I remember vividly :)
Mood for the week.
November 15, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Mood for the week.
COVER REVEAL! My debut middle grade novel, THE SLEEPY HOLLOW GANG, with a cover by KL Turner, is coming from Weird House Press soon. The deluxe edition is gorgeous and limited but the paperback should be available to preorder in a week or so!
November 11, 2023 at 1:21 PM
COVER REVEAL! My debut middle grade novel, THE SLEEPY HOLLOW GANG, with a cover by KL Turner, is coming from Weird House Press soon. The deluxe edition is gorgeous and limited but the paperback should be available to preorder in a week or so!
Sam Pollard’s THE LEAGUE is a remarkable film. Best documentary of the year. Catch it on @hulu.bsky.social
You don’t have to be just a fan of the Negro Leagues or baseball in general. It’s just phenomenal.
You don’t have to be just a fan of the Negro Leagues or baseball in general. It’s just phenomenal.
November 10, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Sam Pollard’s THE LEAGUE is a remarkable film. Best documentary of the year. Catch it on @hulu.bsky.social
You don’t have to be just a fan of the Negro Leagues or baseball in general. It’s just phenomenal.
You don’t have to be just a fan of the Negro Leagues or baseball in general. It’s just phenomenal.
Signed 100 more pages for the special signed edition of CURSE OF THE COB MAN, published by Weird House Press. There may be a couple left, you’ll have to check their site!
November 6, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Signed 100 more pages for the special signed edition of CURSE OF THE COB MAN, published by Weird House Press. There may be a couple left, you’ll have to check their site!
I have two books out! If you’ve read either, by all means, review on all the things! It helps more than you can ever imagine!
November 2, 2023 at 2:15 PM
I have two books out! If you’ve read either, by all means, review on all the things! It helps more than you can ever imagine!