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Robert P. Ottone
@robertottone.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author. Bagel enthusiast.
I cannot fathom any reality where I teach for 30 years.

I’m literally counting down the remaining 19 years until I can retire.

Doing this for 30 (or more) years seems completely fucking insane to me.
December 21, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Violent Night was altogether too much fun.
December 20, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Rose Glass and @a24 using Bronski Beat has more than just the vibe of the movie in mind. The song itself and the accompanying music video have some tonal connective tissue, as well:
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Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (Official Video)
Taken from the album “The Age of Consent”, available on all platforms: https://BronskiBeat.lnk.to/TheAgeOfConsentSubscribe to the channel: https://londonreco...
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December 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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Ritual comes in all forms, so we've asked some of the best & brightest to tell us about their favourites. Today, @edenroyce.bsky.social espouses the virtues of the 1997 film Eve's Bayou: "It gets so much about hoodoo, southern gothic & the cultural milieu right." Pop it on your watchlist!
December 19, 2023 at 2:22 PM
I fucking LOATHE having to get loud with my students. But holy fucking shit do these kids have a case of vacation-itis. This whole week is gonna be a nightmare.
December 18, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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The occult writer in your life would like to draw your attention to the fact tix are now on sale for Writing the Occult: RITUAL. A massive line-up is ready to help you get the right ingredients and go forth into the world of writing about occult rituals. Tix at: www.eventbrite.com/e/writing-th...
December 18, 2023 at 11:35 AM
My mozzarella stick hopes you have a great holiday season
December 17, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Oh hi. Here’s my latest newsletter. robertpottone.substack.com/p/from-my-re...
From My Restless Dreams - December in Review ...
In which we discuss things that happened in December ...
robertpottone.substack.com
December 17, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Went to the barber this morning and on their sign for what they offer there was a notable entry:

“Man facial - $25”

I’ve paid way more for a facial from a man so honestly this is a steal.
December 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
I think some of my all-time favorite things I’ve learned this year include:

1) It’s supposedly physically impossible to get an erection in space.

2) Michael Jackson was a crip.

3) Rasputin insulated his house with human hair.

You’re welcome.
December 15, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Me and my new follower
December 15, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Just conferenced with a couple of my non-native speakers who are unfortunately failing. I say “failing” because obviously no one really fails, but these are kids I know can do better.

I hate having to be bad cop. I just wanna be the weird, funny teacher all the time.
December 15, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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This is going to be great, especially as it's part of a panel with some fantastic authors!
Let's dig further into that taste for folk horror and our Writing the Occult: Ritual panel featuring some of the best and darkest in that realm. One of those writers HAD to be UK folk horror queen and @horrortree.bsky.social indie champion @stephellis.bsky.social. Meet her in the replies!
December 15, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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The Society's upper echelons have a particular taste for folk horror, so it seems fitting that we'll round-off Writing the Occult: Ritual with a panel featuring some of the best and darkest in that realm. One of those writers? It's only
@robertottone.bsky.social! Meet him in the replies...
December 14, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Hey! Can I introduce you to the Sleepy Hollow Gang?

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December 14, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Would love to see some more reviews on these two, whether on Amazon or Goodreads or wherever. If you’ve read them, please leave a review!
December 13, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Thank you all so much for sharing and celebrating the launch of The Sleepy Hollow Gang yesterday. We are officially orange banner material!
December 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM
My middle grade debut is now available! This one is very near and dear to my heart, I had the absolute best time writing these kids. Check it out!

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The Sleepy Hollow Gang a.co/d/cyyRPpZ
December 9, 2023 at 1:55 PM
I think a Robin Williams double feature is in order.
December 8, 2023 at 11:53 PM
The first DARK WATERS anthology is available for preorder now! Featuring my story “Mouthfeel,” this is one not to miss! www.amazon.com/dp/B0CP6K9F3...
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December 8, 2023 at 3:09 PM
One of my students saw snow for the fist time today. These damn kids gettin’ to me.
December 7, 2023 at 6:25 PM
This Saturday. The gang’s all here.
December 7, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Cover reveal on Saturday. Tell your friends. Tell your mom. Tell everyone.
December 6, 2023 at 4:15 PM