robertus
@robertus.bsky.social
Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, sublime dot idealist at the gee mail.
They say the Pontiff been spittin enough lightnin
to rock shock the boogie down to Brighton
aiite then
to rock shock the boogie down to Brighton
aiite then
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They say the Pontiff been spittin enough lightnin
to rock shock the boogie down to Brighton
aiite then
to rock shock the boogie down to Brighton
aiite then
So you wanna be a gambler
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So you wanna be a gambler
“You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.”
In terms of making my cardiologist's pupils turn into dollar signs, I gotta go with the National Hockey League.
October 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In terms of making my cardiologist's pupils turn into dollar signs, I gotta go with the National Hockey League.
I was trying to pull the name of a British rapper from the early 2000s to make a comment about their operating on a sliding scale. Thanks, Google!
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I was trying to pull the name of a British rapper from the early 2000s to make a comment about their operating on a sliding scale. Thanks, Google!
I use that one and this more than I care to admit these days
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I use that one and this more than I care to admit these days
No default Alt text that is not what is happening here and also you gotta close up that period
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
No default Alt text that is not what is happening here and also you gotta close up that period
... the UAE has no heroes? Explain this
September 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
... the UAE has no heroes? Explain this
World-famous chef and teacher, Zach Pepper
August 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
World-famous chef and teacher, Zach Pepper
I have seen the cursed image of the new nightmare blunt rotation and now I must share it with you, lest they crawl out of my computer screen in seven days
August 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have seen the cursed image of the new nightmare blunt rotation and now I must share it with you, lest they crawl out of my computer screen in seven days
I feel like I'm balancing on a tightrope over an abyss, and that tightrope is "the Knicks made the playoffs"
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I feel like I'm balancing on a tightrope over an abyss, and that tightrope is "the Knicks made the playoffs"
Saw this video cross the timeline the other day and had to stare out the window for a while, contemplating the infinite mysteries of the universe.
August 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Saw this video cross the timeline the other day and had to stare out the window for a while, contemplating the infinite mysteries of the universe.
You cut me deep, Wordscapes. You cut me deep.
July 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You cut me deep, Wordscapes. You cut me deep.
That right there is the face of every 1990s No Fear ad campaign
July 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That right there is the face of every 1990s No Fear ad campaign
Did they train an LLM on photographs of Slapshot?
July 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Did they train an LLM on photographs of Slapshot?
I didn’t make this, but it is the greatest I have ever seen
July 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I didn’t make this, but it is the greatest I have ever seen