I dont want awful tan lines

first they came for the new york times and i said that's fine they can have that one we'll try the next one

you can fuck your horsewife, I fuck my squidwife. Do not judge me

fuckk i forgot about gay ceos my bad

the main consumers are ceos with no wives or kids or friends or anything lol

gomba

if you throw that in the toilet i will call upon the androids to get you, like in g-force the movie

but no, daft punk is something you’d show someone new to music AFTER showing them a crooner, songstress or doowop group.

you wanna ease into it because heads explode if played too soon.

IS SHE NEXT TO THE ONCELER???

- Mr. Krabs when he catches Spongebob doing some dumb shit again

no no i think you keep going with this.

Upside down or headways?

Thank you for the dank directionals

the source for this is likely a sketchy looking site called thedailyaus(.)world.

the top links (Politics, Business, ...) all lead to a Not Found page.

the domain was registered on 2025-12-14 09:33:45 UTC, which is about two hours after the shooting took place.

what about king dedede and escargoon? smh smh smh

Isnt noodle always just one dry brick

I dropped a pizza slice on myself today :(

should’ve gotten your rulers more catnip! lesson for next time you get the chance to do so, TAKE IT