Rob Hoffmann
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Rob Hoffmann
@robhoffmann.bsky.social
He/him. Hi, it's me. I'm the problem. It's me. Left Twitter when the man-child bought it. On most functional social media, and Threads.

https://robhoffmann.omg.lol
I regret that I have but one like to give to this picture.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'd rather they don't ban Laura Looney. It's more fun to block her individually, one platform at a time.
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They're trying to will it to not fail by pumping more hot air into the system.

Which will, of course, just hasten the bubble bursting.

I will be thrilled when I can stop turning off AI slop in every damn thing I do online.
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The responses on TwiX to the last Sunday afternoon score, because the bot broke and hasn't posted the scorigami yet, are sadly fun.
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Either he was talking to Pam Bondi (which my phone autocarroted to Nobody), or you have to hear it in Jerry Lewis' voice (Hey First LAAAAAAAAAADY!!!).
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's starting to look like Newsom wants the 2028 *Republican* nomination.
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
But you did let them censure Rep. Green. Nice of you.
March 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There are throwback country stations, but no, Classic Hits stations don't air country.
March 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe some of the Richmond United look will spill over into the Kickers?
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That dude is seriously paranoid.
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM