Rob Hoffmann
@robhoffmann.bsky.social
He/him. Hi, it's me. I'm the problem. It's me. Left Twitter when the man-child bought it. On most functional social media, and Threads.
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Anyone else enjoying the white noise on #NFLRedZone?
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Anyone else enjoying the white noise on #NFLRedZone?
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Those are sure nice Black Friday Doorbusters. Shame if anything was to happen to 'em.
“.. it just doesn’t make financial sense for us to offer discounts because our costs of goods are so high because of the tariffs ..”
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Those are sure nice Black Friday Doorbusters. Shame if anything was to happen to 'em.
In case you're still in denial... The President of the United States is a pedophile and a trafficker, among his many vices.
Then again, there are MAGA members who'd hand their daughters to Sleepy Donnie, so I guess they're not surprised...
Then again, there are MAGA members who'd hand their daughters to Sleepy Donnie, so I guess they're not surprised...
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that Donald Trump “spent hours at my house,” “knew about the girls,” and “that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In case you're still in denial... The President of the United States is a pedophile and a trafficker, among his many vices.
Then again, there are MAGA members who'd hand their daughters to Sleepy Donnie, so I guess they're not surprised...
Then again, there are MAGA members who'd hand their daughters to Sleepy Donnie, so I guess they're not surprised...
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Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement?
The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.
At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.
The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.
At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement?
The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.
At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.
The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.
At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.
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Supreme Court rejects Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal — now release the Epstein files.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
Supreme Court Rejects Appeal From Ghislaine Maxwell
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Supreme Court rejects Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal — now release the Epstein files.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
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Our current president is severely mentally unwell, and the media needs to cover it now.
May 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Our current president is severely mentally unwell, and the media needs to cover it now.
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Did you ever notice how moving to "the middle" usually means a Democrat must embrace Republican positions?
That's because there is no actual "center" in politics. It's a false concept that somehow only tilts politics to the right.
Republicans never move an inch, except further toward extremes.
That's because there is no actual "center" in politics. It's a false concept that somehow only tilts politics to the right.
Republicans never move an inch, except further toward extremes.
March 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Did you ever notice how moving to "the middle" usually means a Democrat must embrace Republican positions?
That's because there is no actual "center" in politics. It's a false concept that somehow only tilts politics to the right.
Republicans never move an inch, except further toward extremes.
That's because there is no actual "center" in politics. It's a false concept that somehow only tilts politics to the right.
Republicans never move an inch, except further toward extremes.
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If you wanted to explain how the police protect the interests of capital in a single picture
March 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you wanted to explain how the police protect the interests of capital in a single picture
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Here's your lede: With bodies still being fished out of the Potomac River, Donald Trump went on a partisan, racist and entirely unsubstantiated rant today, blaming diversity hiring and Democrats for Monday’s calamitous collision between a passenger jet and a military aircraft..
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here's your lede: With bodies still being fished out of the Potomac River, Donald Trump went on a partisan, racist and entirely unsubstantiated rant today, blaming diversity hiring and Democrats for Monday’s calamitous collision between a passenger jet and a military aircraft..
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Not all Republicans are going to toe the line and blame DEI.
But none of them will object to the Administration blaming DEI. Not even the ones who are women or non-white themselves.
Because being in the 2025 GOP requires having no honor or character.
But none of them will object to the Administration blaming DEI. Not even the ones who are women or non-white themselves.
Because being in the 2025 GOP requires having no honor or character.
And yet every Republican is going to toe the line and say that it happened because of the existence of people who are not white, and that’s why all Republicans are Nazis.
NYT reports an air traffic controller’s seat was empty at DCA last night www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
January 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Not all Republicans are going to toe the line and blame DEI.
But none of them will object to the Administration blaming DEI. Not even the ones who are women or non-white themselves.
Because being in the 2025 GOP requires having no honor or character.
But none of them will object to the Administration blaming DEI. Not even the ones who are women or non-white themselves.
Because being in the 2025 GOP requires having no honor or character.
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Billionaires control your gov’t, media, & social media, while life has become unaffordable. Everything you read, watch & hear has a billionaire bias. But red hats sure are convinced it’s the trans kid in 6th grade that’s the real problem. There isn’t a word to describe that level of dumbassery.
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Billionaires control your gov’t, media, & social media, while life has become unaffordable. Everything you read, watch & hear has a billionaire bias. But red hats sure are convinced it’s the trans kid in 6th grade that’s the real problem. There isn’t a word to describe that level of dumbassery.
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In 2020, Trump started the ban against TikTok. After the transactional dipshit concluded TikTok helped him win the 2024 election, he changed course and supported the app. But by that time, it was in the hands of the Supreme Court. Trump's dumbfuckery reverberates once again.
January 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In 2020, Trump started the ban against TikTok. After the transactional dipshit concluded TikTok helped him win the 2024 election, he changed course and supported the app. But by that time, it was in the hands of the Supreme Court. Trump's dumbfuckery reverberates once again.
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The Blake Lively story just takes me back to this tumblr screenshot whose author I was never able to find
December 21, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The Blake Lively story just takes me back to this tumblr screenshot whose author I was never able to find
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas...
...or whatever it is you're celebrating this week. :)
...or whatever it is you're celebrating this week. :)
December 25, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas...
...or whatever it is you're celebrating this week. :)
...or whatever it is you're celebrating this week. :)
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Notice how you never see JD Vance anymore? It’s because Trump is Elon’s vice president.
December 19, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Notice how you never see JD Vance anymore? It’s because Trump is Elon’s vice president.
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"I think President Elon has made it clear what his agenda is going to be for the next four years."
Ex-GOP lawmaker trolls 'Vice President Trump': 'President Elon' is actually in charge
Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) trolled President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday as he weighed in on the politics surrounding the collapse of the House spending bill – and made clear who he thinks ...
www.rawstory.com
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
"I think President Elon has made it clear what his agenda is going to be for the next four years."
MAGA is weird.
JD Vance is very MAGA.
JD Vance is very MAGA.
This is a real tweet from vice president-elect JD Vance depicting himself as Trump’s wife.
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
MAGA is weird.
JD Vance is very MAGA.
JD Vance is very MAGA.
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this thread tho
September 29, 2024 at 11:51 AM
this thread tho
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #281,450!
September 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #281,450!
I, for one, welcome our new Brasilian overlords...
August 31, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I, for one, welcome our new Brasilian overlords...
AI is not intelligent. What are we doing here?
NEW: an AI chatbot touted by City Hall as a helper for small businesses is giving illegal and incorrect information to those who use it
NYC AI Chatbot Touted by Adams Tells Businesses to Break the Law
The Microsoft-powered bot says bosses can take worker’s tips and that landlords can discriminate based on source of income. That's not right.
www.thecity.nyc
April 1, 2024 at 2:10 AM
AI is not intelligent. What are we doing here?
MAGAts won't get vaccinated because microchips; also cheering Elon Muskrat because microchips.
MAGAts are dumb.
MAGAts are dumb.
January 30, 2024 at 3:38 PM
MAGAts won't get vaccinated because microchips; also cheering Elon Muskrat because microchips.
MAGAts are dumb.
MAGAts are dumb.