argh episode 2's music is invasive as heck

who watches birds (in space) but ok

YAY A KLINGON NERD

I'd like Star Trek to stick to a vision of humanity Bettering Itself and for me that includes not having a shitty prison system or drill sergeants going YOU! GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 50! EVERYONE ELSE PISS IN THIS MAN'S EYES in 1000 years but oh well

excuse me, your name is Laura WHAT

The metaphor(ish type thing) was Denmark saying "sure, we'll set up a working group" meaning "we will ignore this forever" and America not realising that, which may or may not be what happened

Ah, so is this "Good news on the job application: they said they'd keep my details on file"?

If they just want to lie about it and say they invaded and conquered Greenland already, that's OK with me if it's OK with the Greenlanders

Duct tape them to your face?
(eek, good luck)

It's exactly who he is and you both know it

Unfortunately also a rightwing plonker

"former president" got me excited for a second there

I think you mean

I'd be fascinated to see what Biffo can do to stop him

for something they cannot do, they sure do a lot of it

no TRUE cheese is terrible