Roblox (Parody)
@roblocs.bsky.social
This is a Parody account. The real Roblox account is @roblox.com . The stuff said in this account is hyperbole, and they are not in any way accusations towards Roblox or anyone at Roblox.
bro I cant make funny replies because all the posts are in Portuguese. I can only speak English and Spanish man :(.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
bro I cant make funny replies because all the posts are in Portuguese. I can only speak English and Spanish man :(.
It has come to our attention that David was being controlled by a small rodent. We apologize for anything he has said in the past few months and we are working on fixing the issue.
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It has come to our attention that David was being controlled by a small rodent. We apologize for anything he has said in the past few months and we are working on fixing the issue.
Sonic speed simulator is better then every other sonic game. I give you one guess on the reason.
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Sonic speed simulator is better then every other sonic game. I give you one guess on the reason.
Buy robux I need to pay my legal funds
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Buy robux I need to pay my legal funds
No speaking until the situation improves
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No speaking until the situation improves
If you have nothing nice to say to me then say nothing at all
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If you have nothing nice to say to me then say nothing at all
Diddy Roblox concert soon
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Diddy Roblox concert soon
To increase the accuracy of our age estimation, we are going to require a full body nude scan. This is 100% necessary for your safety. Do not disappoint us.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
To increase the accuracy of our age estimation, we are going to require a full body nude scan. This is 100% necessary for your safety. Do not disappoint us.
My rage only grows
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
My rage only grows
working on the sex update rn
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
working on the sex update rn
Im leaving the creator star program
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Im leaving the creator star program
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January 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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We renamed friends to connections to make it more relatable to investors. investors dont have friends they have connections.
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
We renamed friends to connections to make it more relatable to investors. investors dont have friends they have connections.
This is why government bad
New York wants to regulate Roblox
New York wants to regulate Roblox
The social gaming platform has sometimes appeared to fly under the radar.
buff.ly
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is why government bad
I have been FRAMED as a toxic poster, I will not stand for this discrimination.
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I have been FRAMED as a toxic poster, I will not stand for this discrimination.
They should add our filter to real life.
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
They should add our filter to real life.
You are all FOOLS. Your brains are far too small to see my vision.
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
You are all FOOLS. Your brains are far too small to see my vision.
Give me your credit card number, ill keep it safe for you.
January 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Give me your credit card number, ill keep it safe for you.
Stop reading posts, go play Roblox.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Stop reading posts, go play Roblox.