Roblox (Parody)
@roblocs.bsky.social
This is a Parody account. The real Roblox account is @roblox.com . The stuff said in this account is hyperbole, and they are not in any way accusations towards Roblox or anyone at Roblox.
Chris Hanson is not real. He is an advanced hologram, and you should not listen to him.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Chris Hanson is not real. He is an advanced hologram, and you should not listen to him.
Roblox is the most serious thing to ever exist. I would know.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Roblox is the most serious thing to ever exist. I would know.
(not in character btw) they way I would do it is because gems are angular is to have a bunch of cubes of slightly different shapes with slightly different rotations in one spot. so it would look like a crystal.
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
(not in character btw) they way I would do it is because gems are angular is to have a bunch of cubes of slightly different shapes with slightly different rotations in one spot. so it would look like a crystal.
You will eat our AI slop, and you will smile.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You will eat our AI slop, and you will smile.
and I know they are similar but I'm not fluent in Spanish and I cannot read Portuguese at all. idk why
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
and I know they are similar but I'm not fluent in Spanish and I cannot read Portuguese at all. idk why
dont go to school, play Roblox instead
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
dont go to school, play Roblox instead
Give me your face then you can speak.
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Give me your face then you can speak.
I've been there before
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I've been there before
We can't improve because we are already perfect.
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
We can't improve because we are already perfect.