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robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
armando blight
@robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
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I'm just this guy, you know.

Your average friendly queer, neurodivergent, geriatric millennial¹, genuine people personality with charcot-marie-tooth […]

🌉 bridged from https://joopleberry.garden/@robofluff on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
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lillyherself.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I know a few people on here as well as myself will FEEL this cartoon.
THE BEST DAY OF MY FATHER'S LIFE (Older man holding up a cable that he has taken from a box full of old cables) Did you say you needed a six-pin-to-eight-pin FireWire for a 2006 MacBook?
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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mark.mastodon.fixermark.com.ap.brid.gy
_gets turned into a dodecahedron and crushed by a demigod_
A billboard advertising "RETIRE THE REDSHIRT WAY!" by Independent Health
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
In case mom ever wonders why I’m gay. Note: Funko are cowards, that Sprite has a name: Twink.
Vinyl rainbow brite funko pop with a label that reads “Rainbow Brite and Sprite” Four Funko Pops: Patty O’Green, Red Butler, Indigo, and Rainbow Brite, all with their unnamed Sprites
September 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
People with jobs they love: I love my job, it's not really a job since I do what I like every day

People who love to work with computers and work in tech: fuck this shit, computers were a mistake, what the fuck were we thinking?
September 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy
I propose replacing calories with watt-hours.

- Almost same value (1 kilocalorie / Calorie is ~1.1 watt-hours)
- more intuitive for people who use electricity
- never the confusing between calories (science), Calories (food, which is technically kilocalories), kilocalories, and 'kilo Calories' […]
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mastodon.derg.nz
August 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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samwho.dev
Email addresses are very simple, and you will score highly in this quiz.

e-mail.wtf
Email is Easy
Everyone knows what an email address is, right?
e-mail.wtf
August 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy
when you sleep that's your body turning you off and on again to see if it fixes the error
August 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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lorry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
I am starting to realise that all this time, trainspotting was just a code-hobby for Autistic people to form clandestine self-help / revolutionary groups, with flasks of tea, sammiches and sturdy raincoats.

#uk #autism #trains #trainspotting #tea #thermos #mindthegap #sandwich #therapy #revolution
In the foreground at right you see a young man in a dark green hooded jacket, leaning slightly forward as he writes into a small notebook. A pair of binoculars hangs around his neck and a camera strap dangles from his wrist. He’s standing on a narrow yellow line marked “Mind the Gap” beside the platform edge. To his left sits a two‑car diesel train painted in off‑white with a crimson stripe, its front end showing the number “5849” and a headboard reading “via Kingston 24.” Steam or diesel exhaust drifts faintly from its roof‑mounted exhaust port. The train’s doors are open, but no other passengers are visible. Further back on the platform, a middle‑aged woman in a dark overcoat and sensible shoes is pouring tea (or coffee) from a bright blue thermos into a matching mug. Behind her, the station’s red‑painted lamp‑posts, signboards and a low brick waiting shelter stretch into the distance. Beyond the fence at right you can glimpse suburban terraces. Overcast sky and damp‑looking tarmac suggest typical British drizzle. Everything about their posture and gear—the earnest note‑taking, the camera, the flask—marks them out as dedicated trainspotters savouring a rare sighting.
July 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy
Seriously though i’m biased because i’m a fiber arts sicko but if you want to see a c. 1500 masterpiece in paris i highly recommend skipping the mona lisa and seeing the lady and the unicorn tapestries:

- way less people
- rabbits
- you can get like 1 […]

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The display gallery showing 4 of the 6 tapestries and only a handful of people Bunnies Bunny What! A bunny??
June 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
💀
@ Mr. theMoon . @sheepthemoon.bsky.social Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and | almost spit out my drink. May 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM 22
June 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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midendian.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
if I wanted this level of terrifying chaos in my house I would simply get a cat. https://www.theverge.com/reviews/669555/roborock-saros-z70-robot-vacuum-review
This robot vacuums like a pro, but cleans like a kid
My dog picks up more than this robot.
www.theverge.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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piccalilli.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy
The Chrome team claimed the new CSS carousel capabilities are accessible. Sara — who is extremely experienced in accessibility — puts those claims to the test.

https://www.sarasoueidan.com/blog/css-carousels-accessibility/
May 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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repeattofa.de
we should replace captchas with a grid of you wearing different new glasses and people pick the best pair

it won’t stop spam either but it’s a great way to crowdsource such an important decision at any kind of statistically meaningful scale
April 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
The best text message I've received in a long time:

"Since you’re definitely not autistic, you might not enjoy some fascinating train facts" https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2024/02/27/auto-train-amtrak-lorton-sanford/
April 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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fivetonsflax.tilde.zone.ap.brid.gy
These people are bad at counting motorcycles.
A storefront with a sign, “ZERO motorcycles”. But the window contains one motorcycle.
April 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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alexreid.org
We finally have a sofa that supports Queer Non-Orthogonal Sitting Styles (QNOSS) and it was a very good decision
April 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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midendian.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
looking at the historical records for Earth year 2025 like https://mastodon.social/@StarTrekScreens/114296804076931390
"Star Trek" Screens🖖🏽 (@[email protected])
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mastodon.social
April 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
I present my first Amazon order without further commentary
Screenshot of Amazon order placed March 1, 2002 Total $66.59 Weird Like Us : My Bohemian America, Ann Powers; Holidays on Ice, David Sedaris; The Vagina Monologues, Eve Ensler; The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood; and Tipping the Velvet, Sarah Waters
March 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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paperposts.zirk.us.ap.brid.gy
i sent this card to a friend many years ago, only now do i really get it, see it beyond the flippancy, the smirk.
crisis is an escape and moment of extraordinariness that we all get to participate in and is shared. But the endless punishment of the everyday is […]

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a card with the following on it: "Any idiot can face a crisis. It's the day-to-day living that wears you out." Anton Chekhov
March 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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rich.lafferty.ca
in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter
A Twitter thread. Amazon Help replies to a (not visible) tweet saying "Autumn Nations Cup coverage is available to Prime Video customers based in UK only. Prime Video doesn't support streaming content through Virtual Private Network (VPN) or proxy connections. Are you using either of these?" Chris Jones says "No." Amazon Help says "Thank you for that information. We apologize but upon reviewing your location you're in Northern Ireland. Rugby Autumn Nations Cup coverage is exclusively available to Prime members based in the UK. We don't have the rights to other territories." The thread continues. Chris Jones says "Northern Ireland is part of the UK." Amazon Help says "Many apologies, but we don't have the broadcast rights for Ireland or other territories." Another twitter user says "Northern Ireland *IS* the UK, "UK" is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. (This tweet does not reflect my opinions on the matter of a united island of Ireland)" Amazon Help replies "Thank you for reaching out to us. We'll be sure to pass your feedback along to the appropriate team." Amazon Help replies to a different tweet, and leads with "Hi there! We apologize for the troubles."
March 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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kalleboo.bitbang.social.ap.brid.gy
"Based", as the kids say
Note The term internet is used throughout this book to refer to an AppleTalk internet exclusively. It is not within the scope of this book to discuss other types of internets, such as Arpanet
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
robofluff.joopleberry.garden.ap.brid.gy
What's your favorite show about bunker people in 2025?
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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ykantrachelread.social.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy
rewatching Death to Smoochy for the first time in many years, and my first thought is, "we know this is a work of fiction because the cops are shown raiding a Nazi rally rather than sitting in the audience"
February 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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chirpbirb.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
#selfhost #selfhosting #selfhosted #homelab

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an edit of a drawing showing Sakuya Shirase (a woman with green hair and green eyes) sitting in a car saying "Thanks for not mentioning that you selfhost all of your own services in front of my parents. I know that took restraint."
February 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM