Rob H&ynes
@robonabike.bsky.social
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats. Oxford, UK
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robonabike.bsky.social
Remember the bad old days when tap water was so rubbish you could see right through it?
Terrible times.
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gralefrit.bsky.social
Thing I just learned. “Lede” as in “bury the lede” is a deliberate misspelling of “lead”. It’s part of a lexicon of misspellings used for annotations by journalists and subs so that notes on copy are removed, rather than included in the body of the text by accident. Others include “dek” and “hed”.
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kastrel.bsky.social
I think it's telling that by far the most positive reaction I've had at inductions this year has been telling new students our chat widget is staffed by real librarians, not AI.
robonabike.bsky.social
Everything's a bong if you're sufficiently inventive.
robonabike.bsky.social
Hmm, you never know.
OED has it going back to 1822, but I'd literally never seen it until the past few months, and now it's everywhere.
robonabike.bsky.social
God, there's so many Kinetons, and I swear they're all pronounced differently. (The only one I know directly is Kine Ton - town of cows.)
robonabike.bsky.social
More mash is good. No mash is also fine.
But that tiny, vulnerable mashlet, loomed over by those bulky threatening sausages, is very, very wrong.
robonabike.bsky.social
Good morning.
Am pondering the unexpected surge in the use of "below" as an adjective.

("As may be seen in the below diagram.")

Yes, there's precedent, and let language be language and all that, but the sudden flood of this usage has taken me by surprise.
robonabike.bsky.social
* "mash" chanting intensifies *
robonabike.bsky.social
Glad I scrolled down before also making the bong gag. But it's genuinely the first place my mind went.
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leemadgwick.bsky.social
Liminal Silence

Oil and acrylic on canvas
A three tiered topiary tree in a vast flat grassy  landscape.
robonabike.bsky.social
+1. I've been wrong before, though.
robonabike.bsky.social
I can't be the first to use it.
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
robonabike.bsky.social
Once shared a house with a lad from Ponte and he claimed it was "Like fuckin' Dodge City on a Friday night", but this was a long time ago.
I can imagine it's mellowed.
robonabike.bsky.social
Oh, those.
The kids call them "vinyls" these days, Grandfather.
robonabike.bsky.social
I will try to exercise more tantrummery in future.
robonabike.bsky.social
Quite. Although even when there was money in flogging records and big concerts ran at a loss, very few up-and-coming bands made much from either in their early years.
robonabike.bsky.social
As noted in the replies, I missed one short reference to the subject, late in the article.
Leaving the OP up as an admission to being wrong on the internet.
robonabike.bsky.social
Yes, some ticket prices are mad, but to write this whole article without once noting that records, which were once performers' main income, are now effectively free, is some management-grade point-missing.
theguardian.com
The best gig I ever saw cost £4. Spiralling concert prices are a cultural disaster | John Harris
robonabike.bsky.social
Quite. It's an obvious point, about which a lot of articles were being written ten years ago, but I still should have hunted harder.
My bad, as the kids probably still say.
robonabike.bsky.social
I'll hold my hand up to missing that. Thank you.
robonabike.bsky.social
Tempting, but I have more bikes than space for bikes.
Thanks anyway.