Robot Cuttlefish
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no donations. It's been 11 days, we have 1w 2days before the next abscess. I would love if the next one never comes but that's not realistic. I burned the last person to borrow from for the last treatment and cat food. Please donate www.givesendgo.com/queenalisse dont know what else to do
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
no donations. It's been 11 days, we have 1w 2days before the next abscess. I would love if the next one never comes but that's not realistic. I burned the last person to borrow from for the last treatment and cat food. Please donate www.givesendgo.com/queenalisse dont know what else to do
I’m sorry why is NO ONE talking about this.
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m sorry why is NO ONE talking about this.
I often think about how Pop-Up Video would put the word “but” over actual butts in videos to the point where I mentally do this just walking down the street.
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I often think about how Pop-Up Video would put the word “but” over actual butts in videos to the point where I mentally do this just walking down the street.
I dreamt I was arrested for buying too many Odyssey tickets.
July 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I dreamt I was arrested for buying too many Odyssey tickets.
Had a dream where every time my cat opened her mouth to meow, she instead sang part of @jackpackard.bsky.social’s Doom song from like nine years ago.
July 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had a dream where every time my cat opened her mouth to meow, she instead sang part of @jackpackard.bsky.social’s Doom song from like nine years ago.
If you think about anything long enough you can see how weird it is but I’m currently stuck on bananas. Nobody made up bananas. They just come like that. The most convenient thing in the world just hanging in trees. They really feel like something someone came up with. But no. Bananas are bananas.
April 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If you think about anything long enough you can see how weird it is but I’m currently stuck on bananas. Nobody made up bananas. They just come like that. The most convenient thing in the world just hanging in trees. They really feel like something someone came up with. But no. Bananas are bananas.
The balls on these FromSoft guys are massive. I want to be mad like everyone else but I can’t move past the impressively-stunned phase.
April 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The balls on these FromSoft guys are massive. I want to be mad like everyone else but I can’t move past the impressively-stunned phase.
Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about that CSI episode where they somehow got William Peterson to say the line, “I think your life is about to become retarded.” When I’m old, I’ll remember that long after forgetting my family members’ names.
March 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about that CSI episode where they somehow got William Peterson to say the line, “I think your life is about to become retarded.” When I’m old, I’ll remember that long after forgetting my family members’ names.
Nibbler did something bad and I don’t know what.
March 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nibbler did something bad and I don’t know what.
I always thought my dad was cool but this man brought his Atari literally everywhere in the early ‘80s. I’ve found like five different photos of him in different locations where he’s just got it set up, none of which are in his own home. They’re the ONLY pictures of him.
January 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I always thought my dad was cool but this man brought his Atari literally everywhere in the early ‘80s. I’ve found like five different photos of him in different locations where he’s just got it set up, none of which are in his own home. They’re the ONLY pictures of him.
I know I’ve hit cat bingo when the tiny runt baby I found in the trash two years ago developed feline asthma this year but is somehow an absolute angel when taking her inhaler. I’m not a very nice person and do not deserve her.
January 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I know I’ve hit cat bingo when the tiny runt baby I found in the trash two years ago developed feline asthma this year but is somehow an absolute angel when taking her inhaler. I’m not a very nice person and do not deserve her.
I was at the same funeral as Neil Gaiman once.
I dunno that’s all I got.
I dunno that’s all I got.
January 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I was at the same funeral as Neil Gaiman once.
I dunno that’s all I got.
I dunno that’s all I got.
@nealej.bsky.social You made my husband’s night before the 4:30 make-up Interstellar tonight, my dude. Thank you so much. Also big shout-out to Wayne for actually remembering the title of Journey of Man.
January 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
@nealej.bsky.social You made my husband’s night before the 4:30 make-up Interstellar tonight, my dude. Thank you so much. Also big shout-out to Wayne for actually remembering the title of Journey of Man.
As much as Chicago no longer having an IMAX theater is still one of the most bafflingly awful things, it has allowed me to appreciate the incredible tenacity of manager Neale over at the IMAX in Indianapolis. Please give that man a three-week paid vacation once all these Interstellars are over.
January 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
As much as Chicago no longer having an IMAX theater is still one of the most bafflingly awful things, it has allowed me to appreciate the incredible tenacity of manager Neale over at the IMAX in Indianapolis. Please give that man a three-week paid vacation once all these Interstellars are over.
My dad was showing me his Spooky Tooth records and never has there been a more appropriate comparison to the Homestar Runner 2D vinyl joke.
December 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
My dad was showing me his Spooky Tooth records and never has there been a more appropriate comparison to the Homestar Runner 2D vinyl joke.
What had started as designing a cute Christmas card depicting my cats as a Mogwai and Gremlin respectively turned into an hours-long slog of trying to find a quote from the movie for the back that doesn't involve both Christmas and offing oneself.
December 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
What had started as designing a cute Christmas card depicting my cats as a Mogwai and Gremlin respectively turned into an hours-long slog of trying to find a quote from the movie for the back that doesn't involve both Christmas and offing oneself.
Couple friends chatting about the Paranormal Activity movies decided I'd be the person to ask what each one is called (I'm not). I blurted out "Ghost Protocol" for one and won't ever live it down.
December 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Couple friends chatting about the Paranormal Activity movies decided I'd be the person to ask what each one is called (I'm not). I blurted out "Ghost Protocol" for one and won't ever live it down.
@drgrantseeker.bsky.social Oh good you’re on here too so I can comfortably scream into the void about Muppet*Vision.
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 AM
@drgrantseeker.bsky.social Oh good you’re on here too so I can comfortably scream into the void about Muppet*Vision.
It’s a good thing I didn’t have any Twitter followers ‘cause I don’t envy this anxiety of getting them all back here.
November 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM
It’s a good thing I didn’t have any Twitter followers ‘cause I don’t envy this anxiety of getting them all back here.
Enjoying having my entire feed be @probirdrights.bsky.social for a bit before I follow anyone else.
November 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Enjoying having my entire feed be @probirdrights.bsky.social for a bit before I follow anyone else.