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I never chime in on these but I’d watch the ever-loving shit out of this.
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I never chime in on these but I’d watch the ever-loving shit out of this.
I worked at a Blockbuster in high school in the early ‘00s and it was some of my favorite people-watching. People were comfortable saying the absolute stupidest shit to each other in the aisles of a Blockbuster.
I dunno that’s my only thought about how it’s different. Otherwise you’re right.
I dunno that’s my only thought about how it’s different. Otherwise you’re right.
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I worked at a Blockbuster in high school in the early ‘00s and it was some of my favorite people-watching. People were comfortable saying the absolute stupidest shit to each other in the aisles of a Blockbuster.
I dunno that’s my only thought about how it’s different. Otherwise you’re right.
I dunno that’s my only thought about how it’s different. Otherwise you’re right.
I recall a conversation between my mom and dad when I was little as I “played” with a California Raisins playset (the raisins had a stage that was a slice of bread which played I Heard It Through the Grapevine). I remember him asking, “Did you buy this for her? Who is this for?” This was 1988.
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I recall a conversation between my mom and dad when I was little as I “played” with a California Raisins playset (the raisins had a stage that was a slice of bread which played I Heard It Through the Grapevine). I remember him asking, “Did you buy this for her? Who is this for?” This was 1988.
Hey look at that I’m not the only one who put a blue dog bone ID tag on one of my cats.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hey look at that I’m not the only one who put a blue dog bone ID tag on one of my cats.
That’s some real The One Reborn energy.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That’s some real The One Reborn energy.
How can I bathe my coats if I can’t GET IN THE HOUSE. WHERE IS THE DOOR.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How can I bathe my coats if I can’t GET IN THE HOUSE. WHERE IS THE DOOR.
One of mine absolutely knows her name because I often see her start to react and then catch herself, thinking she’s pulling a fast one and acting like she doesn’t know what I’m saying. In short, this statement is correct. Actively ignoring me is super not paying attention.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
One of mine absolutely knows her name because I often see her start to react and then catch herself, thinking she’s pulling a fast one and acting like she doesn’t know what I’m saying. In short, this statement is correct. Actively ignoring me is super not paying attention.
I don’t think Oingo Boingo knew how to not do that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t think Oingo Boingo knew how to not do that.
The trick is it’s classified as a cupcake according to that label. That’s how they get around all the Regular Cake red tape.
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The trick is it’s classified as a cupcake according to that label. That’s how they get around all the Regular Cake red tape.
I feel very off my game that I can’t tell if that’s Riverside, OKW, or something else. For shame.
October 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I feel very off my game that I can’t tell if that’s Riverside, OKW, or something else. For shame.
Yeah I like this one.
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yeah I like this one.
I live a couple blocks east of there and am impressed by this being directly across the street from where they were caught harassing people this week.
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I live a couple blocks east of there and am impressed by this being directly across the street from where they were caught harassing people this week.
“I’d rather brazenly ride straight onto Wacker without being able to look than get nabbed by these guys” says a lot.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“I’d rather brazenly ride straight onto Wacker without being able to look than get nabbed by these guys” says a lot.
Cats are notoriously good at Silent Hill. My Nibbler absolutely knew to run from Pyramid Head in the SH2 remake (read: She hated the noises he made so she herself ran away and hid under the couch.)
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Cats are notoriously good at Silent Hill. My Nibbler absolutely knew to run from Pyramid Head in the SH2 remake (read: She hated the noises he made so she herself ran away and hid under the couch.)
Chiming in with the chorus of thanking you for taking care of him. He can bring all that love with him to his lost sibling now. It sucks so hard but it’s times like this when you may feel like you’re not making a difference that you’re actually making the most. You did for him.
September 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Chiming in with the chorus of thanking you for taking care of him. He can bring all that love with him to his lost sibling now. It sucks so hard but it’s times like this when you may feel like you’re not making a difference that you’re actually making the most. You did for him.
Man I had a bad day and this has just erased all of it.
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Man I had a bad day and this has just erased all of it.
Will continue to defend the actions of the Nostromo crew within reason because they are space truckers and not scientists, explorers, or military. They’re guys hauling space rocks. The people on Alien: Earth have no such excuse.
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Will continue to defend the actions of the Nostromo crew within reason because they are space truckers and not scientists, explorers, or military. They’re guys hauling space rocks. The people on Alien: Earth have no such excuse.
And then you read the theories about her having been an actual baby that they turned into a monster potato spider and it makes it even worse.
September 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
And then you read the theories about her having been an actual baby that they turned into a monster potato spider and it makes it even worse.
“Are we the baddies” should be the only line of dialogue a FromSoft PC should be permitted to speak out loud.
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Are we the baddies” should be the only line of dialogue a FromSoft PC should be permitted to speak out loud.
Toyotas for life. Drove my grandparents’ ‘91 Camry until I donated it in 2015, and now have a 2006 Scion that won’t quit. These things last and they are cheap and easy to repair. I’ll get that T tattooed on my ass one day.
September 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Toyotas for life. Drove my grandparents’ ‘91 Camry until I donated it in 2015, and now have a 2006 Scion that won’t quit. These things last and they are cheap and easy to repair. I’ll get that T tattooed on my ass one day.
I am one of the three people on earth who unironically love Peeps. If you are given Peeps and do not want them, send them to me. I don’t care if they’re Arbor Day Peeps.
September 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I am one of the three people on earth who unironically love Peeps. If you are given Peeps and do not want them, send them to me. I don’t care if they’re Arbor Day Peeps.
Ode to Spot.
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ode to Spot.