Worlds Worst Sloshing Machine User
@roboticgunslinger.bsky.social
Your local octoling, in my 20s
Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner)
Sloshing Machine user
Cannot be stopped
Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner)
Sloshing Machine user
Cannot be stopped
Why would you let me this far into it with a Classic controller if I need to use the gamepad anyway? I might as well just use the gamepad.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Why would you let me this far into it with a Classic controller if I need to use the gamepad anyway? I might as well just use the gamepad.
Please can I find single video on anything that catches my interest that isn't edited like Cocomelon, I am BEGGING
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Please can I find single video on anything that catches my interest that isn't edited like Cocomelon, I am BEGGING
Man, the Wii U Pro Controller feels so nice, it's great to have a controller that will last longer than an hour. I'm even considering using it on my PC.
My only complaint is that it doesn't have gyro, which is just weird to me. I kinda need that for shooters, but oh well.
My only complaint is that it doesn't have gyro, which is just weird to me. I kinda need that for shooters, but oh well.
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Man, the Wii U Pro Controller feels so nice, it's great to have a controller that will last longer than an hour. I'm even considering using it on my PC.
My only complaint is that it doesn't have gyro, which is just weird to me. I kinda need that for shooters, but oh well.
My only complaint is that it doesn't have gyro, which is just weird to me. I kinda need that for shooters, but oh well.
Jacinthe really bringing me back to my electroswing days, huh.
Say what you will about Pokemon, the soundtrack always hits
Say what you will about Pokemon, the soundtrack always hits
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Jacinthe really bringing me back to my electroswing days, huh.
Say what you will about Pokemon, the soundtrack always hits
Say what you will about Pokemon, the soundtrack always hits
Learned while trying to catch a Pikachu in Cobblemon that Pokemon can spawn in with no PP left. This resulted in them hitting themselves with Struggle and causing me to overshoot my attack.
Between that and Pokemon being way too eager to self destruct, the pokedex has been a pain lol
Between that and Pokemon being way too eager to self destruct, the pokedex has been a pain lol
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Learned while trying to catch a Pikachu in Cobblemon that Pokemon can spawn in with no PP left. This resulted in them hitting themselves with Struggle and causing me to overshoot my attack.
Between that and Pokemon being way too eager to self destruct, the pokedex has been a pain lol
Between that and Pokemon being way too eager to self destruct, the pokedex has been a pain lol
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Bejeweled Twist on the DS incoming, life is about to be good
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Bejeweled Twist on the DS incoming, life is about to be good
Looking into it, and apparently you can use a Wii Classic Controller on PC.
About to finish Silksong with the dumbest controller in my (soon to be) possession
About to finish Silksong with the dumbest controller in my (soon to be) possession
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Looking into it, and apparently you can use a Wii Classic Controller on PC.
About to finish Silksong with the dumbest controller in my (soon to be) possession
About to finish Silksong with the dumbest controller in my (soon to be) possession
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Miscalculations have been made
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Miscalculations have been made
Trying to mod my DSi, why does the guide have you format an SD card through the terminal?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trying to mod my DSi, why does the guide have you format an SD card through the terminal?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
I dunno if I'm just bad at dungeon crawlers or if they were just harder back in the day, but I feel like I, a grown ass adult, should not be getting stuck on the first real dungeon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon lol
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I dunno if I'm just bad at dungeon crawlers or if they were just harder back in the day, but I feel like I, a grown ass adult, should not be getting stuck on the first real dungeon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon lol
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
Wishing the cobblemon pack was a little more up to date, would love to get my hands on some pale oak and amber.
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wishing the cobblemon pack was a little more up to date, would love to get my hands on some pale oak and amber.
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
Been playing a lot of Cobblemon, and for reasons beyond me Zigzagoons just love getting stuck in my storage shed.
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Been playing a lot of Cobblemon, and for reasons beyond me Zigzagoons just love getting stuck in my storage shed.
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
Why is it so hard to find Minecraft videos that aren't just the editor jangling metaphorical keys in my face?
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why is it so hard to find Minecraft videos that aren't just the editor jangling metaphorical keys in my face?
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
How the fuck do you even respond to getting clapped to death by the cheeks of Ass Jim
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How the fuck do you even respond to getting clapped to death by the cheeks of Ass Jim
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
One minute I'm losing my mind at every boss after dying 20 times in a row, the next I give Hornet a fucking gun and just blast everything
Silksong goes crazy lol
Silksong goes crazy lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
One minute I'm losing my mind at every boss after dying 20 times in a row, the next I give Hornet a fucking gun and just blast everything
Silksong goes crazy lol
Silksong goes crazy lol
Holy shit, I forgot just how big the Original Xbox Duke is. I love it!
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Holy shit, I forgot just how big the Original Xbox Duke is. I love it!
Why do different consoles gotta all be different volumes?
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why do different consoles gotta all be different volumes?
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
Installing Debian Linux with the LXDE desktop only to find it doesn't come with audio packed in
I thought these dark days were behind us
I thought these dark days were behind us
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Installing Debian Linux with the LXDE desktop only to find it doesn't come with audio packed in
I thought these dark days were behind us
I thought these dark days were behind us
Aw man, Void Linux is too big to burn to my CDs now. Now I gotta figure out how to boot USB drives on my old PCs lol
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Aw man, Void Linux is too big to burn to my CDs now. Now I gotta figure out how to boot USB drives on my old PCs lol
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Might not complete Silksong, gonna be honest. I understand it's supposed to be difficult, but it just kinda gets absurd.
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Might not complete Silksong, gonna be honest. I understand it's supposed to be difficult, but it just kinda gets absurd.
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
I have the worst navigation skills known to man. I NEED that compass to navigate anywhere in Hollow Knight and Silksong.
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have the worst navigation skills known to man. I NEED that compass to navigate anywhere in Hollow Knight and Silksong.
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol