Worlds Worst Sloshing Machine User
roboticgunslinger.bsky.social
Worlds Worst Sloshing Machine User
@roboticgunslinger.bsky.social
Your local octoling, in my 20s

Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner)

Sloshing Machine user

Cannot be stopped
I have no idea how people have conversations like that, it drives me absolutely bonkers lol

Like, is anyone actually listening to each other? How does everyone know what everyone is saying? When do I butt in without being an asshole? Where was my rulebook for this?
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Been fixing up my DSi recently and it really put into perspective just how MASSIVE portable systems have become.

Like, I like a big controller, but if it's coming along with me there's gotta be some kinda limit lol
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
One of the dastardly things gave me a papercut once. When will we realize the dangers of such a thing?
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
True fear is when you see a zombie or something pick up some of your gear, so now you gotta rush and find it before it dies somewhere completely unrelated lol
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Downloading every game on my Wii U and the only thing I play is Minecraft and Splatoon
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I swear if I see another generated thumbnail of mario angry as hell I am going feral
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I really wish they did more with the thing, they could have went crazy with the concept.

I loved Mario Maker and Windwaker on that thing, and catching up now on Splatoon is a blast.
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Ay, let my little zap spider have some time in the spotlight
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
What's most jarring to me are the remakes. Even as far back as Leaf Green and Fire Red, they almost feel like entirely different games compared to the originals lol
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The day gamers as a whole discover that people can like something about a bad game or dislike something in a good game is the day humanity will ascend lol
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Little man really said ":D"
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
It's gotta have a little artifacting for flavour, y'know
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Only the purest of dicks for my laptop, thanks
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
What have you done
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Always tempted to pick up my Wii U shortly before I remember the horrors
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
A more stable core? More attention to both Wine and ReactOS? Classic look and feel?

Good stuff, right here
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM