Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
Writer, visual novel developer. 25+, she/her. Autistic. Occasionally, I use NSFW text, so no followers under 18, please. 🔞
Contact: [email protected]
Contact: [email protected]
You know what? I'm sick, I'm feeling edgy, I'm gonna say it.
I think Fire Emblem: Fates had nice emdashes. That is a very pronounced emdash and I really enjoy how long it is.
Sorry if that was too controversial to say. Do you have any favorite emdashes?
I think Fire Emblem: Fates had nice emdashes. That is a very pronounced emdash and I really enjoy how long it is.
Sorry if that was too controversial to say. Do you have any favorite emdashes?
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You know what? I'm sick, I'm feeling edgy, I'm gonna say it.
I think Fire Emblem: Fates had nice emdashes. That is a very pronounced emdash and I really enjoy how long it is.
Sorry if that was too controversial to say. Do you have any favorite emdashes?
I think Fire Emblem: Fates had nice emdashes. That is a very pronounced emdash and I really enjoy how long it is.
Sorry if that was too controversial to say. Do you have any favorite emdashes?
It's resting if I'm just doing editing passes, right
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's resting if I'm just doing editing passes, right
Bonus: the cat wanted to investigate (because of course he did)
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bonus: the cat wanted to investigate (because of course he did)
This piece really moved me, so I ordered a print of this and got a lovely handwritten thank-you note! I just had to share it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This piece really moved me, so I ordered a print of this and got a lovely handwritten thank-you note! I just had to share it.
MIO, LOOK OUT! SHREK IS GOING TO HIT YOU! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
MIO, LOOK OUT! SHREK IS GOING TO HIT YOU! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
I always find it so funny that Discord is CONVINCED Scrivener (my writing software) is a video game. I even added it to my "favorite games" list!
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I always find it so funny that Discord is CONVINCED Scrivener (my writing software) is a video game. I even added it to my "favorite games" list!
This looks so good. Experiencing this on a nice TV is amazing
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This looks so good. Experiencing this on a nice TV is amazing
Watching The SpongeBob Movie proper in 4k finally for an assignment and WOW, it's gorgeous. The water refractions and very obvious brush strokes on everything look phenomenal
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Watching The SpongeBob Movie proper in 4k finally for an assignment and WOW, it's gorgeous. The water refractions and very obvious brush strokes on everything look phenomenal
A stray, extremely feral cat
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A stray, extremely feral cat
I learned that K-Pop Demon Hunters has a beautiful milf in it with very long dark hair. As someone who hates K-Pop, I think this is the most I've ever been interested in this movie
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I learned that K-Pop Demon Hunters has a beautiful milf in it with very long dark hair. As someone who hates K-Pop, I think this is the most I've ever been interested in this movie
I feel a little fucked-up naming my cat Mio after a video game character. It's like I forced her into a Xenoblade roleplay that she can't escape from.
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I feel a little fucked-up naming my cat Mio after a video game character. It's like I forced her into a Xenoblade roleplay that she can't escape from.
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
Me: They didn't ACTUALLY tweet this, right?
(They did. They totally tweeted this).
x.com/NintendoAmer...
(They did. They totally tweeted this).
x.com/NintendoAmer...
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me: They didn't ACTUALLY tweet this, right?
(They did. They totally tweeted this).
x.com/NintendoAmer...
(They did. They totally tweeted this).
x.com/NintendoAmer...
This was literally the Nintendo TVii app on the Wii U
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This was literally the Nintendo TVii app on the Wii U
The Chandler Pride festival this year was cool as hell (no bias)
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Chandler Pride festival this year was cool as hell (no bias)
Oh. No, he's constantly trying to name drop and is insecure because he doesn't feel like a real writer while having multiple published works.
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Oh. No, he's constantly trying to name drop and is insecure because he doesn't feel like a real writer while having multiple published works.
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
That is disgusting! That URL preview doesn't show us anything about the site and is so pixelated! I'm sure the porn is pretty great, though.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
That is disgusting! That URL preview doesn't show us anything about the site and is so pixelated! I'm sure the porn is pretty great, though.
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
This also confirms Bowser Jr., considering his icon is on the back, and it's kind of graffiti-like.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This also confirms Bowser Jr., considering his icon is on the back, and it's kind of graffiti-like.
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
I thought this was a Genshin Impact character for a sec. It's not.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I thought this was a Genshin Impact character for a sec. It's not.
Thank you to @harris.zone for helping me get too many free McDonald's meals. The self checkout kiosks don't care if you do multiple promos as long as they're in seperate "orders" (if you click the checkout button and then log in again). Takes a few cycles, but I get entire meals for free!
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thank you to @harris.zone for helping me get too many free McDonald's meals. The self checkout kiosks don't care if you do multiple promos as long as they're in seperate "orders" (if you click the checkout button and then log in again). Takes a few cycles, but I get entire meals for free!
Thank you for incessantly screaming at me for half an hour while I was sleeping so I would pet you. I really appreciate it.
I guess it worked.
I guess it worked.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Thank you for incessantly screaming at me for half an hour while I was sleeping so I would pet you. I really appreciate it.
I guess it worked.
I guess it worked.
I just jumped out of my seat when audio of me talking to my cat started autoplaying from Google Photos. Glad to know that the scariest thing to me is, indeed, me.
Pic of the cat
Pic of the cat
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I just jumped out of my seat when audio of me talking to my cat started autoplaying from Google Photos. Glad to know that the scariest thing to me is, indeed, me.
Pic of the cat
Pic of the cat
I got a snack for Sena the frog and a treat for Jordan the Human
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got a snack for Sena the frog and a treat for Jordan the Human