Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
Writer, visual novel developer. 25+, she/her. Autistic. Occasionally, I use NSFW text, so no followers under 18, please. 🔞
Contact: [email protected]
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Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
· Jan 1
The worst day of the anxious Piper's life was when she accidentally swapped bodies with the cool, confident hero Kamea. Enjoy this quick excerpt from Swapped Flames, a sapphic bodyswap romance 18+ visual novel.
A demo is planned to release in a few months.
More to come, and happy New Year's!
A demo is planned to release in a few months.
More to come, and happy New Year's!
I didn't forget lunch just so you could steal my dinner
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I didn't forget lunch just so you could steal my dinner
Do you think a store viewing history can say "I'm a lesbian" more than this
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Do you think a store viewing history can say "I'm a lesbian" more than this
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Going to play this shit out of this game.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Going to play this shit out of this game.
LIGHTNING ROUND (because I forgot to post more oops)
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
LIGHTNING ROUND (because I forgot to post more oops)
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
I decided to descale my espresso machine.
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I decided to descale my espresso machine.
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
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It's never too late
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It's never too late
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
I fixed the text rendering
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I fixed the text rendering
I've realized lately that I say "that was really funny" as a replacement for "that was kind of pathetic". For example, the other day I said that it was very funny that I forgot to eat all day.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I've realized lately that I say "that was really funny" as a replacement for "that was kind of pathetic". For example, the other day I said that it was very funny that I forgot to eat all day.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
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I want to reach into his mouth for the popcorn and be able to feel a realistic throat while I do it
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I want to reach into his mouth for the popcorn and be able to feel a realistic throat while I do it
Why the are they babies. What. I know it's a Yoshi's Island reference, obviously, but why? Anyway, the trailer looks okay! I think the novelty of a Mario movie has worn off a bit for me. I'm sure it'll be enjoyable in theaters.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Why the are they babies. What. I know it's a Yoshi's Island reference, obviously, but why? Anyway, the trailer looks okay! I think the novelty of a Mario movie has worn off a bit for me. I'm sure it'll be enjoyable in theaters.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
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It's done. A crash course on growing your followers and engagement rate for new Bluesky users, particularly VTubers. A lot of Twitter VTubers struggle to grow on Bluesky since they use algorithm-based growth tricks... those don't work here! Here's what does
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nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
Bluesky & VTubers: A Guide to Growth, Long-Term - Not Safe For Who?
Growth is possible. As long as you're ready to meet the neighbors.
nsfw.leaflet.pub
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
It's done. A crash course on growing your followers and engagement rate for new Bluesky users, particularly VTubers. A lot of Twitter VTubers struggle to grow on Bluesky since they use algorithm-based growth tricks... those don't work here! Here's what does
nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
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January 25, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Reposted by Jordan Brown 📝
Corrin, Camilla and Azura in winter clothes (Fire Emblem, 2022 art)
stay safe tonight fellas
stay safe tonight fellas
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Corrin, Camilla and Azura in winter clothes (Fire Emblem, 2022 art)
stay safe tonight fellas
stay safe tonight fellas
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hey whoever bought this on my ko-fi shop just now i put it there to test how ko-fi storefronts work with my friend. theres no item. im sorry. thanks for letting me know tho
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
hey whoever bought this on my ko-fi shop just now i put it there to test how ko-fi storefronts work with my friend. theres no item. im sorry. thanks for letting me know tho
Hi. I went thrifting and it was great advice. I just talked to my parents about what great advice it was. Read this thread — I got a nice jacket.
I got tired of explaining how thrifting is cheap and easy and fun so I made a quick primer on some ways to go thrifting! spend less this year and help reduce on waste 💃
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Hi. I went thrifting and it was great advice. I just talked to my parents about what great advice it was. Read this thread — I got a nice jacket.
Studying for my CompTIA Security+. Is this a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 reference?
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Studying for my CompTIA Security+. Is this a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 reference?
Well, it does look better.
(Psst, eventually posts on Swapped Flames will come from @sapphicore.com when I get that up and running! Don't worry, I'll quote post them here, too.)
(Psst, eventually posts on Swapped Flames will come from @sapphicore.com when I get that up and running! Don't worry, I'll quote post them here, too.)
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Well, it does look better.
(Psst, eventually posts on Swapped Flames will come from @sapphicore.com when I get that up and running! Don't worry, I'll quote post them here, too.)
(Psst, eventually posts on Swapped Flames will come from @sapphicore.com when I get that up and running! Don't worry, I'll quote post them here, too.)
I was shown this talk on creative envy and I can't stop thinking about it. Every time I see something really good, I am struck with: "I could have done that. Why am I doing what I am instead of THAT? Why do I suck?"
Anyway, I am not reading Umineko.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Mb...
Anyway, I am not reading Umineko.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Mb...
Dan Olson, Folding Ideas - XOXO Festival (2024)
YouTube video by XOXO Festival
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I was shown this talk on creative envy and I can't stop thinking about it. Every time I see something really good, I am struck with: "I could have done that. Why am I doing what I am instead of THAT? Why do I suck?"
Anyway, I am not reading Umineko.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Mb...
Anyway, I am not reading Umineko.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Mb...
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Reposted by Jordan Brown 📝
Xenoblade cutscene production flowchart from the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Soundtrack Deluxe Edition Booklet
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Xenoblade cutscene production flowchart from the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Soundtrack Deluxe Edition Booklet
To be clear, I'm working on it.
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 AM
To be clear, I'm working on it.
I recently joined a visual novel dev community and I've realized how many excellent stories I've missed out on due to my undue shaming of the word "yuri" (I thought it would be appropriative if I used it).
I want to read about more adult women romancing each other. I am a lesbian. Thank you.
I want to read about more adult women romancing each other. I am a lesbian. Thank you.
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I recently joined a visual novel dev community and I've realized how many excellent stories I've missed out on due to my undue shaming of the word "yuri" (I thought it would be appropriative if I used it).
I want to read about more adult women romancing each other. I am a lesbian. Thank you.
I want to read about more adult women romancing each other. I am a lesbian. Thank you.
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'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
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I was reminded I never posted the SWAK Jam banner on bsky!
Psst~ If you want a print of this or other Merch based Devtalk banners, you can get it on the VNDN Merch shop! All proceeds go right back to the Devtalk community!
✨ merch.visualnovel.dev/products/swa...
Psst~ If you want a print of this or other Merch based Devtalk banners, you can get it on the VNDN Merch shop! All proceeds go right back to the Devtalk community!
✨ merch.visualnovel.dev/products/swa...
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I was reminded I never posted the SWAK Jam banner on bsky!
Psst~ If you want a print of this or other Merch based Devtalk banners, you can get it on the VNDN Merch shop! All proceeds go right back to the Devtalk community!
✨ merch.visualnovel.dev/products/swa...
Psst~ If you want a print of this or other Merch based Devtalk banners, you can get it on the VNDN Merch shop! All proceeds go right back to the Devtalk community!
✨ merch.visualnovel.dev/products/swa...
Confidently told the barista that the song playing at the coffee shop was "I'm Han Solo" and was amazed that the song was available for licensing.
...it was "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo. Jabba was NOT mentioned.
...it was "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo. Jabba was NOT mentioned.
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Confidently told the barista that the song playing at the coffee shop was "I'm Han Solo" and was amazed that the song was available for licensing.
...it was "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo. Jabba was NOT mentioned.
...it was "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo. Jabba was NOT mentioned.