Mega Buster Bluth
@robotrock.bsky.social
Are you yelling at me (online)? I can’t believe you’re actually yelling at me (online)
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Are you yelling at me (online)? I can’t believe you’re actually yelling at me (online)
Watching Terminator 2 and one thing’s clear in the first 5 minutes: Practical effects look 400 times better than the CGI slop we’ve been getting for the last 2 decades
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Watching Terminator 2 and one thing’s clear in the first 5 minutes: Practical effects look 400 times better than the CGI slop we’ve been getting for the last 2 decades
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APPLEBAUM GENES
BOOTS WITH THE FUHRER
BOOTS WITH THE FUHRER
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
APPLEBAUM GENES
BOOTS WITH THE FUHRER
BOOTS WITH THE FUHRER
Looks like shit
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Looks like shit
I get a huge erection thinking about getting good fuel economy
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I get a huge erection thinking about getting good fuel economy
Biggest red flag you can have is being a Clippers fan. Of all the cities that have 2 same-sport teams, they are by far the rock bottom franchise.
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Biggest red flag you can have is being a Clippers fan. Of all the cities that have 2 same-sport teams, they are by far the rock bottom franchise.
They found Clippy’s straightened out body at Epstein’s mansion. Bill Gates had been using him as a sounding rod 😢
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They found Clippy’s straightened out body at Epstein’s mansion. Bill Gates had been using him as a sounding rod 😢
When my wife and I first started dating we did a LOTR extended edition rewatch. She told me she had already seen all of them and loved them. Come to find out, after getting married and having 2 children, she had never seen them but pretended just to get laid
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When my wife and I first started dating we did a LOTR extended edition rewatch. She told me she had already seen all of them and loved them. Come to find out, after getting married and having 2 children, she had never seen them but pretended just to get laid
This is the only 9/11-themed Xmas sweater I could find. The market is crying out for more #businessopportunity
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is the only 9/11-themed Xmas sweater I could find. The market is crying out for more #businessopportunity
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Honey why are these slippers crunching when I walk
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Honey why are these slippers crunching when I walk
In the gay son vs thot daughter debate, they are both a special kind of hell for the dad because in both cases you have young guys coming over who you’ve never met, trying to ingratiate themselves to you, and eating all the food in your kitchen. Can’t think of anything more annoying
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
In the gay son vs thot daughter debate, they are both a special kind of hell for the dad because in both cases you have young guys coming over who you’ve never met, trying to ingratiate themselves to you, and eating all the food in your kitchen. Can’t think of anything more annoying
Working title: Slaymo
Horror movie where a Waymo becomes sentient and kills all its passengers in bizarre and creative ways
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Working title: Slaymo
Horror movie where a Waymo becomes sentient and kills all its passengers in bizarre and creative ways
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Horror movie where a Waymo becomes sentient and kills all its passengers in bizarre and creative ways
Not sure how many times I have to rediscover that I can’t drink anymore, but here I am
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not sure how many times I have to rediscover that I can’t drink anymore, but here I am
It’s her birthday
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s her birthday
I am 42 years old drinking monster energy at 6:40 pm, not sure how this is going to turn out
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I am 42 years old drinking monster energy at 6:40 pm, not sure how this is going to turn out
Girl, I been shakin', stickin', and movin'
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Girl, I been shakin', stickin', and movin'
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
Tryna to get to you and that Nuzzi
As a Raider fan, I formally apologize for what y’all are about to witness
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
As a Raider fan, I formally apologize for what y’all are about to witness
Saw some AI bullshit of a rat jumping into a deep fryer and turning into a crispy fried ball and it is haunting me
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Saw some AI bullshit of a rat jumping into a deep fryer and turning into a crispy fried ball and it is haunting me
Getting off in .60 seconds? You gotta feel bad for Chloe Kim
According to NextGenStats, Myles Garrett has an average get-off of 0.60 seconds today.
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Getting off in .60 seconds? You gotta feel bad for Chloe Kim
Jeff Epstein? The famous basketball player?
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Jeff Epstein? The famous basketball player?
I had the Baja Blast Refresher (blended BB, sour, tequila) and it was decent. Partying in a Taco Bell was too weird though
Going to a Taco Bell cantina for the first time tonight, I’ll report back on which drink was the best
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I had the Baja Blast Refresher (blended BB, sour, tequila) and it was decent. Partying in a Taco Bell was too weird though
Going to a Taco Bell cantina for the first time tonight, I’ll report back on which drink was the best
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Going to a Taco Bell cantina for the first time tonight, I’ll report back on which drink was the best
I can handle a pedophile president, but a gay one? That’s too far
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can handle a pedophile president, but a gay one? That’s too far
We are having a great time, aren’t we folks?
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We are having a great time, aren’t we folks?