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Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
musician, comedian, utility outfielder
Fun comic novel set in 1947 San Francisco, excellent escape from doom scrolling and all: Noir by Christopher Moore. Cool cover too on this first edition :-) #booksky
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It was a fun Cover Tuesday last night, busted out 15 command songs and nice convos on the chat! Archive will be up for a week at Twitch.com/RobPRocks 🤘🎤🎸
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Cover Tuesday starts in just over 30 minutes! Get your stoopit covers at Twitch.com/RobPRocks 🤘🎤🎸🤣🤓
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
“Stupid Covers for a Stupid World” was the line I came up with for Cover Tuesday back during the pando. It’s still true, so take a break from the suck tmrw night (Tues. Jan 13) at 8:15 NYC time for some fun covers of songs whose title contain a command, like “Don’t…” “Gimme…” etc
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
They told me I’d be watching a dog but it turned out to be a Land Sea Lion
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Great shot from the Chicago Sun Times. Looks like defensive PI to me, no flag was thrown, wonder what the convo would be had DJ Moore not come down with the ball 🤔 #chicagobears #beardown #goodbetterbest
article 👇
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
15 minutes away from a fun set of stoopit covers over on my twitch channel! 8:15 pm NYC time, Tuesday, Dec 9!

twitch.tv/RobPRocks
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Cover Tuesday: Double Trouble, tonight! Tues. Dec. 9, 8:15 PM NYC time on twitch.tv/RobPRocks! A fun set of stoopit covers of songs or bands with double words in the name!

(pic from 52 Sellout’s “The Other Property Brothers,” I’ll link the video in replies 🔨)
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Story-oke Friday night! Performers tell stories about a song, then karaoke the hell out of that song. Audience members can enter the draw to sing and tell too!
@caveatnyc.bsky.social Friday, 9:30pm at Caveat, use code "StoryokeRob" for discount!

www.caveat.nyc/events/story...
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
researching wardrobe options for tonight’s “wild” theme and I guess I need to wear a blue backpack? A fun set of stoopit and “wild” covers comin’ at ya at 8:15 pm NYC time! Replay will be up for 7 days!

twitch.tv/RobPRocks
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Are you sure about that exploded sandwich?!

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT EXPLODED SANDWICH!?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You heard it here first! Cover Tuesday is back Nov 11 at 8:15pm (NYC time) with a fun set of stoopit covers! Theme is ‘wild!’ Watch at twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🎸🎶🎤🤣
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I hate midtown but I hate fascism more so here we are
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Trump Lies About Portland” would be a much snappier (and accurate) headline, APNews!

apnews.com/article/fact...
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“I won’t answer your question, senator, but if you’ll allow me to read from my Burn Book…”
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Watched “Better Man” tonight, loved it, and now I want them to go back and remake other musician biopics with chimpanzees as the stars, in this order:

•Walk the Line—way better!
•A Complete Unknown—amazing!
•La Vie En Rose—Magnifique!
•Coal Miner’s Daughter—this one might fail but it’d be epic
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pete Hegseth to the Generals: “do you guys even lift?”
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Genius Businessman Musk saved us so much money! Billionaires are so smrt!

(The people they're trying to hire back got 7 months of paid leave in the meantime 🤦‍♂️)

apnews.com/live/donald-...
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My biggest Rapture-in-pop-culture question is why are the clothes left behind but not the bodies? Like, now you’re in heaven in a naked human body while everyone else gets to be an angel? F*** that.
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
While you’re waiting for the Rapture, check out the bit of my special where I talk about Left Behind, Hal Lindsay, William Miller, and the End Times! If you grew up Evangelically-adjacent like I did, you’ll dig it!

Here it is cued up to the relevant (revelant😜) bit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYJd...
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Guess I won’t watch Only Murders in the Building with my sister this holiday season 🤷‍♂️ so long Hulu/Disney/and the useless ESPN+ I never used! thanks ABC
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Stray Cats let loose in NYC, you say? I’m listening… 😜
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thanks New Zealand!
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…”
August 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM